Author Archives: Professor Booty

Good form Ms.Parker

Posted on March 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

But you didn’t nail the landing. One of my pupils at the Royal Keister Academy of Fanny Dynamics, one of those hard body science schools, is Miss Parker. Now, Ms. Parker is a wonderful student but she has, umm, episodes. … Continue reading →

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I’m Popular!

Posted on March 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

Or at least my work location is. Some or most of you may know, I work in the trash and recycling industry. At my place of employ I changed offices within the last month or so. I went from what … Continue reading →

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Forgetful Professor

Posted on March 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

I don’t know know where I put my mind last weekend, but I forgot that February was Black History Month. You see, at the University of Immaculate Observation, where I teach a course in Classical Birthday Suit Perception two days … Continue reading →

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Long Week

Posted on March 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Or at least it seemed that way. Somehow though, I only racked up 59 hours and change. Hmm. Anyway, I’m whupped so it is goofy quiz time! First, I found this one at Drumwaster’s Rants I am 64% Asshole/Bitch. I … Continue reading →

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You can take the soldiers away from Mardi Gras

Posted on March 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

But not even the Army can take the Mardi Gras out of the soldiers. Found at BlackFive, this link will take you the personal website of Lainey, a member of the Louisiana National Guard MedCorps stationed in Iraq. Mardi Gras … Continue reading →

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I felt the urge

Posted on March 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

For an anti-Canadaian rant coming along when I first read this story about a shootout between drug dealers and members of the RCMP in Edmonton, Alberta. But I’ve had a couple hours to cool off and all I would like … Continue reading →

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Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag

Posted on March 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

But the Analog Mom has a brand new car. Congratulations, Ma!

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Breakin’ 2

Posted on March 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

Ballistic Boogaloo Here’s a quick shot of myself breaking the Boomershoot rifle in last Saturday. And here is a pic of the new scope base I bought from a master rifleman and master riflesmith, Jim Cloward, on Sunday with its … Continue reading →

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Welcome them back!

Posted on March 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

You may remember back on November 15, 2003 Ms. SondraK and her husband JR, Raging Dave and myself attended a Support the Troops Rally as the 81st Armored Brigade shipped off to Iraq. If you do not remember, please follow … Continue reading →

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Crying Wolf

Posted on March 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

The following is a quote from an article in the Arizona Daily Star written about Arizona House Bill 2666 about concealed carry in the state: The House of Representatives voted Tuesday to let people carry weapons – including guns, grenades, … Continue reading →

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