Author Archives: Alaska

Everybody Always Forgets the Judge

If the judge didn’t rubberstamp this warrant, this would not have happened. It would be impolitic of me to do more than cite a carefully phrased line from a West Oakland thug: “Bitches get killed for that. Bitches get tortured … Continue reading

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I’ve Been In An Elevator With Dick Metcalf

I was polite, so I didn’t punch him in the face. If he’s trolling (who reads paper gun rags anymore anyway?) he’s doing it wrong.

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The Roomba Drones

Scary? I suppose to some folks, but it’s also pretty freakin’ kewl. – Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

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Italy, Here We Come

From a Wall Street Journal review by Ben Downing of Tim Parks’ “Italian Ways” (which I snagged on Kindle because I’m a train nut), there’s this: Our society’s future in a nutshell unless things change. – Posted using BlogPress from … Continue reading

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Winter is Coming, but Spring is Already Here in the Southern Hemisphere

…and if theirs is any indication of ours, I may need moon boots for snow at Boomershoot 2014. – Posted using BlogPress from my iPad

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AR Pistol Why? Here’s Why.

“Small, obscenely light and quick, powerful, effective to carbine ranges, and legally concealable as a pistol.“ Emphasis mine. Not legal for me here in carry-permitless Alameda County, but it might be legal for you, dear reader. – Posted using BlogPress … Continue reading

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Hari Seldon Lives! Also, Breasts!

Thanks to a reader: I don’t see how one could be gloomy about the state of humanity after absorbing the delightful adventures of this merry crew. Thanks Shane! Oh, unless you fall down this rabbit hole and start thinking about … Continue reading

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Shoving The Drowning Man Under The Water

Jimmy Carter evaluates Obama, finds him wanting. Way to secure that coveted second-to-last-place Presidential slot, J.C.! – Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

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RNS Quote of the Day, 4th Branch of Government Edition

The U.S. seems to have a fourth branch of government in addition to executive, legislative and judiciary. It may be a stretch to call it the “let’s brawl” branch of government, but something like it has settled many issues in … Continue reading

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Now That’s a Throne of Skulls!

Well, or at least their shells.

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