I speak of the innocuous defensive tool every aging Baby Boomer will want — the Car Cane.
Great name.
Brilliantly useful tool for those with aging knees and hips.
Handy emergency features — seat belt cutter, flashlight, glassbreaker.
It’s a crime to carry a club in Cali, but a D-cell Maglite is just a flashlight. A baseball bat is just a bat. This here headspiking implement? Why, it’s my car cane, Officer!
As seen on tv just now:
I was thinkin’ that the only thing missin’ was a built-in taser, then I realized that, at my age, I’d be holdin’ onto the wrong part of the thing and bump the buzz-switch while gettin’ out of the car. I suppose that’d make an interesting video that’d go viral immediately. I’d prove that white boys can, too, dance.
Kind of makes me wonder how well the car body will stand up to the increased load???
Merle