Why I’ll Never Learn Chinese

That’s just too much weight placed on inflection for me.

 

Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den

In a stone den was a poet called Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.

He often went to the market to look for lions.

At ten o’clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.

At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.

He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.

He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.

The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.

After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.

When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.

Try to explain this matter.

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2 Responses to Why I’ll Never Learn Chinese

  1. dustydog says:

    “Sush!” she say.

  2. Billll says:

    I had heard of this work when I was in Chinese school. This is the first time I’ve actually heard it or seen the calligraphy. Thanks!

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