Daily Archives: December 8, 2006

I’m very excited about this

“We Democrats are just, well, confused,” Obama writes. He goes on. “Mainly, though, the Democratic Party has become the party of reaction. In reaction to a war that is ill-conceived, we appear suspicious of all military action. “In reaction to … Continue reading

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Knock, Knock

“Who’s there?” “Just your friendly blue-helmet.” “Just your friendly blue-helmet, who?” “Just your friendly blue-helmet wearing guy coming to collect your firearms, world citizen.” BANG! BANG-BANG! BANG-BANG! “Didn’t they tell you UN cocksuckers that I don’t give at the office … Continue reading

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Why does she have to be my Senator?

Really, why? In 2005, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., instructed federal officials to refer to it as the “Capitol Christmas Tree,” after having been called the “Capitol Holiday Tree” since the 1990s. But at last night’s lighting ceremony … Continue reading

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Dare to be Stupid: 12/08/06

Excuse me? Is it January already? Because if it is, I’m gonna be really pissed that I missed Christmas. Jabbering John Amato on the passage of the Combating Autism Act passing in the Republican controlled House of Representatives Isn’t it … Continue reading

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