Monthly Archives: July 2005

Must See PC

Posted on July 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

Or Mac, if you’re one of those people. But in all seriousness, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies that works for the same department as John from Some Poor Schmuck has made a video you should really go see. I’ve burned … Continue reading →

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An Outsider’s Perspective

Posted on July 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

While I may have been down in the dumps for the Independence Day holiday, I tried to keep my chin up as best I could. After reading a story like this one over at Val’s Babalu Blog, almost gives me … Continue reading →

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It’s Funny Because It’s True

Posted on July 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

OK, it’s not that funny. Right thinking people in Portland generally complain about ideas from Seattle migrating down to their metro area. Right thinking Seattleites complain about ideas from Portland migrating up to our metro area. The DANE points out … Continue reading →

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Another Mega Mo-Fo Hoo-Wa!

Posted on July 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Our good man Chad at Dogtulosba achieved another milestone last week, graduating from the Army Advanced Airborne School with the title of Jumpmaster. Head on over and congratulate him. While you’re there go check his kewl new purple couch as … Continue reading →

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The Dumbest Story I’ve Seen in a While

Posted on July 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Because it includes the dumbest idea I’ve heard in a while. This story appeared on the front page of the Sunday Edition of The Seattle Times, below the fold. Wanted: African-American campers The State Parks and Recreation Commission has assembled … Continue reading →

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Say Hello to Nanny

Posted on July 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

I meant to post this last week, but forgot. It’s a little late now, but who cares. Every year at this time, millions of ‘Casino Americans’ transform into ‘Fireworks Americans’ and barter their explosive seasonal wares to the paleface in … Continue reading →

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Independance Day

Posted on July 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

‘All Rights Reserved’, my ass! While I will celebrate today as best I can with my work schedule, I will only be celebrating a few items in this great nation’s history. I can’t say that I wholly agree with The … Continue reading →

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Sunday Rangeday

Posted on July 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

Seeing as how I’ll be working almost all night tomorrow and the majority of the local ranges are either going to be closed for the holiday or are regularly closed on Monday in general, I’m off to the range to … Continue reading →

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Patriotic Ass: Day Two

Posted on July 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

Hello class! After yesterday’s lesson in ‘Patriotic Assitude’ and how to show it it incorrectly (you all did know that there will be a test on this, right?), I will show you one of the proper ways. As I explained … Continue reading →

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More Kewl in the Mail

Posted on July 2, 2005 by Professor Booty

The wife woke me up yesterday to tell me that there was a package on the porch that she couldn’t lift. Since she would have told me if it was ticking, I gradually made my way to the front door … Continue reading →

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