Monthly Archives: February 2005

From the Gunny�s Holy Book

Posted on February 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

Book 19, chapter 11, verse 45 For followers of the Lord’s Disciple of Autoloading Pistols, John Moses Browning, I present his Gospel. In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold … Continue reading →

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Even when something good happens

Posted on February 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

The liberal elite wail and gnash their teeth. Fewer homeless people on streets of San Francisco. 28% drop since fall of ’02 San Francisco’s new figures are based on a one-night homeless count, taken between 8 p.m. Jan. 26 and … Continue reading →

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Socialism is expanding in Montana

Posted on February 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

The Dems were quite proud of themselves after their take over of Montana. They seem to be getting too big for their britches already though, As an incentive for these “big box stores” to pay a living wage to their … Continue reading →

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He does it again

Posted on February 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

Like myself, Laurence of TBIFOC is happy that Lance Armstrong is going for a seventh consecutive TdF title. But he comes up with all the catchy lines, “In the land of the ball-less, the one-balled man shall be king.”

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I meant to post this yesterday

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

But oh well� Having elected Howard Dean as their new leader, the Dems have effectively cut off their own hands. Which is just as well as they had already sewn their eyes and ears shut anyway, Personally, I am applauding … Continue reading →

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Necessary Humor

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

You never know, one of the jihadis might actually follow the instructions. Found @

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What a Maroon!

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Headmistress Sondra K finds this item from Reuters, Legal experts say prosecutors will look for jurors who are older, conservative, less taken with celebrity, willing to accept authority and appalled by child molestation. Jackson’s attorneys may look for more liberal … Continue reading →

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Liberal Ideas Never Work

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Oh Canada, with their excellent liberal thoughts that led to their firearms licensing and registration system never could have predicted something like this, Criminals are renting guns for the weekend like some people rent movies, Ontario Attorney-General Michael Bryant said … Continue reading →

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Guess Who

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Ralph G. Neas, president of People for the American Way, a liberal activist group said this, “To replay this narrow and completed debate demonstrates the Bush administration’s failure to craft a positive agenda for the American people,” Guess who else … Continue reading →

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Guess Who #2

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

There isn�t a prize or anything, but I thought you might like to know who wrote this drivel. You may be surprised. “The freedom that we want is not the freedom of interest-bearing banks and vast corporations and misleading mass … Continue reading →

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