I meant to post this yesterday

But oh well�

Having elected Howard Dean as their new leader, the Dems have effectively cut off their own hands.

Which is just as well as they had already sewn their eyes and ears shut anyway,

Personally, I am applauding Scott Ott at Scrappleface for being the closest to the truth with comedy in this post.

My favorites,

The DNC, under Howard Dean’s leadership, envisions a future of…

* Protecting the Social Security system by declaring an end to “the crisis” and reducing news reports about the instability of the system.

* Protecting the unemployed by repealing the Bush tax cuts so that lawyers who get wealthy from class-action lawsuits can pay more taxes to support people who lose their jobs when their companies go bankrupt because of the high cost of insurance and litigation.

There are more where those came from.

Another thing I have noticed is that the left wing of the blogosphere is getting mighty brave.

I don�t mean brave in the real sense, like the bravery shown by our fighting men and women, I mean brave as in sort seen in a Hollywood action flick where the hero�s lackey in the film charges alone into a large group of the enemy with a half-empty M-16 when the enemy is clearly armed with tanks.

They come out about the same as the guys in the red shirts from the old Star Trek shows.

Here are two quick examples from the Klueless Kos Klan.

First up, from Kos Kontributor, Chris Bowers

I’ve got something to say.

What we need are Democratic strongmen who will walk up to those conservatives in favor of the war and punch them in the face.

We need Janet Reno to find these hawks, have ATF agents with automatic weapons arrest them, and place them in an offshore prison where we can hold them without charges and declare them enemy combatants.

Maybe this is all too elaborate. Perhaps we should just drop bombs on their homes.

We do this because they are enraged at the prospect of being tolerant.

We do this because they are not real patriots.

We would rather hit them with baseball bats than talk to them.

Oh really Chris? How unkind of you to forget to invite me to your little shindig. Big brave man you are there. Step up and follow the trackback. I know you want some of this.

This next one is from �Sue in NH�.

Now, little Suzy has a dirty mouth. Mostly because her parents were too “Open Minded” with her upbringing. So open minded, in fact, their brains fell out. And Suzy’s did too.

Seeing as how we like to keep a blog that the whole family can enjoy here at RNS, I�m going to do a little editing,

I’m a republican. F*ck you.

I’m a republican. I have my own pile of money. F*ck you.

I’m a republican. My kids go to private school. I don’t care about your kids, or public schools. When my kids are better educated than yours, they will get better jobs and make more money than your kids. F*ck you.

I’m a republican. I have a job with health insurance. If you were not so lazy or stupid, you would have a good job with health insurance too. It sure is sad when you go bankrupt after a catastrophic health crisis, but its probably your own damn fault anyway. F*ck you.

Now, I�ve read all of those that follow and I can only agree with Dirty Little Suzy on three points, my job, democracy and taxes. The rest of her speil is just hateful stereotyping.

Big surprise there!

And lastly, Atrios calls Reynolds an idiot because the Instapundit can tell the difference between a Presidential candidate and a hack reporter.

Not that the Professor needs someone to defend him, I just thought I’d point out that in Eschatonland, there is no difference between the two.

Like I have said in the past, the Dems thrive off of their hatred. Dean�s new position is fuel on that fire. Let’s just watch them implode from a nice safe distance and hopefully one of two things will happen;

1. The Repubs will win their majority in the Senate in 06 and a then the White House again in 08

2. The left will finally get off their collective (and collectivist) asses and start on that �Revolution� thing they have been screaming about for nearly 40 years.

On second thought, maybe both of those things will happen. I haven�t bought all this ammo for nothing.

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4 Responses to I meant to post this yesterday

  1. Brass says:

    12 gauge: check
    .45 auto: check
    able to shoot straighter than any liberal: check

    Ready for the Revolution!

  2. Collin Baber says:

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but this world is a communist entity. As there is no trade off the planet, everyone has to share the fun in one big closed economy.

  3. mr_dirt says:

    Good grief. They’re just repeating the vitriol that prominent, high-profile (intelligent and correct) conservatives have thrown in the left’s face, as indicated by the linkage in Chris Bower’s uncleverly assembled pseudo-rant. Unfortunately, many of the points that the conservatives have made are true of liberals, and don’t seem to work when applied to conservatives. Sorry, Chris Bowers. How unimaginative do you have to be? I remember arguing in a similar fashion in first grade:

    Me:”You stink!”
    They:”No, *you* stink!”
    Me:”No *you* stink!”

    It’s funny when first graders argue like that. However, seeing grown-ups do it is pathetic. It’s bad if we call them names like “unpatriotic” or “uneducated” or “unmotivated” (because the truth is the most painful of all accusations), but seeing those liberals echoing labels that are completely false when applied to conservatives just reminds me of the gabbling jeers of children.

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