A Proper Celebration

Of the St. Patrick’s Day holiday weekend includes more than just drinking and carousing amongst the public, for me anyway.

Now don’t get me wrong, I can drink and carouse with the best of them, but I have, for the past few years, made a traditition of spriting myself away to Patrick’s Isle and making myself available to the ladies there. This year, I’m visting the city of Limerick.

On Thursday I met a new friend, Analise, who was most accomodating.

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Although, I may have to take out a small loan to cover our bar tab.

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Random Nuclear Strikes

At Soft Green Glow Dot Com

Where we are always wearing our Irish.

And if you piss us off, you might glow green as well.

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An Anniversary. Of Sorts.

Yesterday marked the 3rd anniversary of the squishing of St. Pancake, Rachel “Ooops, I tripped, but at least I’ll be able to blame the Joooos!” Corrie.

I feel the need to repost the artwork I made to mark the 1st anniversary of her squishing.

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I believe I was inspired to make that by Aaron the Rantblogger who, at the time, was blogging under the title “Aaron the Liberal Slayer”.

And now, if you feel you have a strong stomach, Robert L. Jamieson, columnist for the Seattle PI would like to spin a Zionist conspiracy for you as to why “Daughter Courage” (the high spin play about Corrie) had to come to Seattle to get stage time.

All I have to say is, piss off Jamieson. And piss on Rachel Corrie.

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Do they not understand English?

Bush goes and clarifies and actually strengthens the language that say the federal government cannot discriminate against homosexuals, simply because they’re homosexuals, when they apply for a security clearance.

And the Democrats go nuts.

The administration rewrote a 1997 regulation that had said sexual orientation “may not be used as a basis” for denying clearances or determining whether individuals should be eligible to access classified information unless it could make them vulnerable to coercion or exploitation.

President Bush’s updated language says security clearances cannot be denied “solely on the basis of the sexual orientation of the individual.”

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“The Bush administration is waging a covert war on loyal federal employees who happen to be gay,” said California Rep. Henry Waxman, the top Democrat on the House Government Reform Committee.

Wha? Huh? I’m sorry, but did he actually even read the new order?

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I’ve heard of ‘Self-Loathing’

But this is ridiculous,

LODI, Calif. – When a dump truck backed into Curtis Gokey’s car, he decided to sue the city for damages. Only thing is, he was the one driving the dump truck. But that minor detail didn’t stop Gokey, a Lodi city employee, from filing a $3,600 claim for the December accident, even after admitting the crash was his fault.

After the city denied that claim because Gokey was, in essence, suing himself, he and his wife, Rhonda, decided to file a new claim under her name.

City Attorney Steve Schwabauer said this one also lacks merit because Rhonda Gokey can’t sue her own husband.

“You can sue your spouse for divorce, but you can’t sue your spouse for negligence,” Schwabauer said. “They’re a married couple under California law. They’re one entity. It’s damage to community property.”

But Rhonda Gokey insisted she has “the right to sue the city because a city’s vehicle damaged my private vehicle.”

In fact, her claim, currently pending at Lodi City Hall, is for an even larger amount — $4,800.

“I’m not as nice as my husband is,” she said.

Only in California

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I have a few CDs

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This is the pile that I’m paring down for my ‘Heavy Rotation Wall of Sound’. They all survived the ‘First Cut’ which left a couple more boxes of discs in the garage.

This is the first step in alphabetizing.

The RNS Tacoma Blogstation is shaping up quite nicely and will hopefully be ready for public viewing by Monday. The Analog Wife is taking to calling it “The Mens Room”. No, there isn’t a commode in there, but there will soon be be a mini fridge.

BTW, for those who had trouble with the tunage in yesterday’s post, try it now. I think I;ve got it.

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The Soundboard: Pushing 40 Hertz ‘Til It Hurts (Continued)

In last week’s Soundboard, I put up tunage by a mystery artist and asked y’all if you could guess the who.

CAShane got two of the three in correctly naming Biz Markie and Mos Def as the two vox artists on the tune. The third artist on the track is known as Towa Tei (aka TT and Jungle DJ Towa Towa).

Towa is an out and out electronica freak/master DJ. He was the one who put the groove in the 1990 smash “Groove is in the Heart” by Deee-Lite with Lady Miss Kier and Super DJ Dmitri.

His albums after the separation of Deee-Lite have been things of musical genius. He has collaborated with just about anyone who is anyone in the business and turned out too many great tunes to name. Last week’s tune was off his 1997 album ‘Sound Museum’ which was a somewhat subdued follow-up to the Bengali and Brazillian influenced 1995 release, ‘Future Listening’.

Today’s tunage comes from the remix album ‘Stupid Fresh’ the title of which describes the album quite correctly. I have to watch my listening of this album, lest it stay in the CD player for too long and my mental state go all tweaky.

So here we go:

BMT – The Dream Team Remix

(BTW – for those who have asked in email but I haven’t gotten back to yet; 40 Hertz is a aural frequency on the low side of the spectrum. Not the lowest one, but one of my favorites, nonetheless. If, like any other frequency, you push 40Hz hard enough, you will suffer damage, and songs posted under this title can cause mild pain when listened to at proper volumes, so be careful.)

(Also, yesterday I posted up a study about “Why Women Make Love”. If they would have asked me, 40Hz would have been one of my Top 5 answers.)

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More Proof

That becoming a ‘front-pager’ at the Daily Kos depends mostly on how much ass you can kiss.

On Tuesday, I picked on Kos ‘front-pager’ SusanG for being a nitwit and pulling a complete non-truth out of an article. Today, I will carry on what is becoming a tradition to see how badly SusanG can screw up.

U.S. Puts Machine Guns on Great Lakes Coast Guard Vessels

Continuing lickety-split down the road of militarization of civilian life – and turning what used to be considered straightforward law enforcement policies into gung-ho, army-oriented problem solving – CBC News brings us the latest.

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Feel safer yet?

Susan has a problem with the Great Lakes Coasties being armed.

Firstly, I had to try not to choke on my soda due after finding out that it is only now, four and-a-half years after September 11th, 2001 and over six years after some jughead jihadi tried to smuggle explosives through a border stop just north of me, that we are arming USCG vessels on the Great Lakes.

Canada not arming their border guards was them being typical Canadians, but America leaving the lake fleet with just small arms is insane.

After inhibiting the rising vitriol, I went and read the CBC article (which you should do as well) to find that their main focus with the rearmament is to outgun smugglers, both the illicit product and the human cargo varieties, and secondly to try and stop small craft that may be explosives laden and piloted by someone who wants to die for Allah.

Surprisingly, some sensical, and probably better suited for ‘front-page’ exposure Kos readers whipped Susan for being a dork and informed her that the United States Coast Guard has always had both a civilian and a military role and that this is probably the minimum they requested.

To the ladies and gentlemen of the United States Coast Guard, Semper Paratus and thank you.

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I don’t often do one line posts

But this is the exact reason why I will vote for whichever party will keep these socialists out of power, even if they are the Stupid Party.

Found by Moonbatologist Claire at KisP

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Children Do Not Belong in the Workplace

Especially if your occupation is: Late Nite Car Prowler

There are many bring-a-child-to-work days, but none like what police in this Seattle suburb say they encountered early Monday — a 10-year-old boy watching his father and two other men burglarize motor vehicles.

Police said they were summoned about 3 a.m. by a resident who reported seeing three men breaking into cars at the Emerald Hills apartment complex.

Officers found three men in the parking lot as well as two vehicles that had been reported stolen, one containing items that were found to have been reported stolen in previous car prowls. Many of the items were returned to their owners, police said.

Fencing stolen goods is not a “Family Value”.

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