King County Exectuive, Ron “Tax to the Max” Sims, issued a press release from his office yesterday:
Members of the media are invited to join Executive Sims tomorrow morning as he meets with the President Kessai Note of the Marshall Islands to pledge their joint cooperation to deal with the extreme threat posed by global warming to the more than 60,000 residents of the islands.
President Note is extremely concerned about the looming impacts of global warming, and is emerging as an international leader on the issue. He has every reason to be concerned; his nation, a string of more than 1,000 extremely low-lying islets in the Pacific, averages only seven feet above sea level, and at its highest point is less than 20 feet above sea level. The Marshall Islands are thus considered a “front-line state†in the battle against climate change.
Global warming is expected to raise sea levels and increase the frequency and intensity of the tropical storms that batter the islands. If not checked, climate change impacts could become so severe that the islands will have to be evacuated. To help avoid that fate, Executive Sims will pledge today to deploy the county’s nationally-recognized experts of climate change adaptation strategies to assist the Marshallese in dealing with the climate threat.
The King County government can do very little right. The only two things I can think of that they can do with any competence is tax its citizenry and go overboard with political correctness.
If the officials governing the Marshall Islands are going to trust anyone from King County to help them, you might just want to get over to them as soon as possible. Because even if “Global Warming” doesn’t swallow them up, they may just collapse under a high tide with the county’s help.
I also suspect that the officals of King County are going to be taking many, many trips in the near future, especially during the winter, to the Marshalls to check on exactly how the beaches are doing.
All expenses paid by the taxpayer, of course.
Link found at Sound Politics