I’ve been guzzling Pepsi since I moved to California in 1987. It got steadily worse until, at the peak in 1992-96, I was drinking two or three two-liter jugs per day. This was not good for my teeth.
Along about 2004, I got on my wife’s really excellent dental insurance plan (thank you, California Teachers’ Association) and went to my boss’s dentist — a nice fellow with a nice office and an adjunct professorship at a nearby university. He fixed me up, repairing the large number of cavities I’d accumulated over the years (eleven).
Since then, no problems. The only dental work I’ve had done was going back to him to repair the fillings (for free) when they’d fall off. This happened once or twice a year, and I chalked it up to the fact that I use a Braun electronic toothbrush, which can be kind of hard on fillings.
Last month I went in to have yet another filling replaced, and he convinced me to get a cleaning while I was there (so he could charge my insurance for something, at least). At the time, he pointed out a couple of small divots high on my front teeth, saying we should “watch those.”
Well, throughout Boomershoot last week, I felt persistent and growing pressure on the left side of my head, pretty much like a sinus infection. I’ve gotten a lot of those this past year, all on the left side. Sinus infections run in my family, so I didn’t pay much attention. I usually let minor ones run their course, and they go away in a week or so.
On the way back from Boomershoot, this one started hurting more and more. By the day after I got home, my head was throbbing. Benadryl didn’t help. Tylenol Sinus didn’t help. Then I noticed another filling was gone. Poking the exposed cavity proved in no uncertain terms that this was the source of the pain.
Was Mr. Friend-of-the-Boss Dentist available? He was not — I could come in Saturday. I cast about for another dentist, picked the closest one to the office and went in to get the filling replaced. This new dentist pointed out that I had a total of FIVE cavities on the left side of my jaw, and those divots? They were cavities, too. Hell, I didn’t know any better.
New Dentist was only too happy to give me seven new fillings ($350 copay, ouch!) and a prescription for Tylenol with Codeine. She also pointed out that the sinus infection was clearly visible in my X-ray. Off I went to the doc for some antibiotics. I’m feeling much, much better now.
Here’s the thing: One of the aspects of the Friend-of-the-Boss (and now my Former) Dentist that I liked was that he was FAST. He runs his operation a bit like an assembly line. You’re in and out really quickly. No chit-chat, no handholding — just quick dental procedures. If I want to be charitable, I could say that in his haste he simply failed to notice the cavities a month ago when he cleaned my teeth.
He also built a new house recently, and has been bitching about the cost to my Boss and other friends.
So now I’m wondering, did he see the cavities during the cleaning a month ago, and decide to ignore them as long as I wasn’t complaining about them, in the hopes that he’d be able to charge more money for more work, and maybe get some kickbacks on a root canal referral or two?
I don’t know either way. What I do know is that I have no spleen, and he’s well aware of it. Splenectomy patients are at SERIOUS risk of death from certain types of infection for the rest of their lives. This bastard either negligently or intentionally let me walk out of his office with seven rotting sources of septic bacteria in my mouth. That shit may be a minor annoyance to most humans, but for me, with no spleen, it’s life-threatening.
No, I’m not going to sue him. But lesson learned — I don’t want my medical providers to be in a hurry, whether from overwork or from the profit motive.
Gee, aren’t there a couple of political candidates running around pushing health-care schemes that would swamp providers with a shitload of new patients?