Anniversary

On this day, seven years ago, I handed over possession of the magic words that turn me back into a frog to The Wife.

You’ll excuse me if I take the weekend off.

Be good to yourselves. This may be your last weekend as free men and women.

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Have a Jolly Samhain!

And now that the “Treat” has been given, here are a few “Tricks” that should scare the hell out of you.

Erica Jong makes threatening sounds

My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.

My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.

After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…

If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.

And we all know that Cheney only allows shots to the face.

As for Hanoi Jane’s back troubles, I’ve heard that a number people who spent some seat-time in those NVA anti-aircraft batteries are also complaining of back trouble. I guess that hindsight really is 20/20.

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And for the folks who were depressed about the post on Wednesday that included the quote from Rep. Marcy Kaptur, I give you the origin of the idea. Who else could come up with something that stupid, but FDR. Don’t hit that link if you have a semi-full bladder.

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And last, but certainly not least, the scariest video I’ve seen in a long time

Those last six or seven seconds are worse than any haunted house.

Have a Happy Halloween and a Jolly Samhain all!

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Lovely

Oregon has all mail voting. The leftists in Washington are driving to make this state just like Oregon.

“It’s so convenient.” They say. “It increases turnout.” They crow.

But what they don’t ever want to discuss is that it has to go through the void that is the United States Postal Service.

Just six days before the Election, KING 5 News discovered absentee ballots being left unsecured in a University Place post office.

In fact, the postal service admits the ballots were put in a position where they could be compromised and they blame it on a bad decision.

Jackie Giles was stunned when she walked through the doors at her post office to drop off her absentee ballot.

“It was clear that they were sitting right out in the open there,” she said.

She was greeted with signs directing people to drop off their ballots in an unsecured cart set off to one side of the main counter. She was so concerned, she took pictures of the ballots sitting out in the open.

“In Washington State the last gubernatorial election was decided by 133 votes, so some missing ballots could really make a difference,” she said.

You ballot is just another piece of mail to the USPS.

There is no way I will ever vote by mail. The parking sucks and it is an area that I don’t really feel comfortable in, but if Pierce County ever goes to Mail Only I will drive my ballot to the County Auditor’s office and put it into the ballot machine myself.

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Absolutely Stunning

Breathtaking photos from the Cassini flyby. Click and scroll down for a slideshow that shows what it’s really like to be traveling at 54,333km/hour.

Stuff like this makes me glad to have been alive to see it, think about it, and learn.
New concept for me to explore: “cryovolcanism.”

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Absolutely, Totally, NOT Safe for Work

I do think this is pretty funny, especially the first twenty seconds or so. I’m fairly certain the Gov would (privately) find it amusing as well.

A complete scene from “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” It’s p0rn, folks. Enjoy.

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I’m a Marxist

A Groucho Marxist.

If I see an elephant in my pajamas, I shoot him.

But is Barack Obama really a socialist?

Donald J. Boudreaux, Professor of Economics at George Mason University, and Cafe Hayek blogger says no. In the classic sense, Obama is not a socialist.

Hit the link and read on for the good bits.

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The Soundboard: Old and New Edition

Deviating a ways from the more recent posts in this class…..

I give you 1992’s king’s of UK electronica, The Utah Saints

And just like P.O. Ackley fireformed cartridge cases to help improve them, earlier this year High Contrast put a new wallup under that mover

Enjoy!

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RNS Quote of the Day: 10/30/08

Hmmm. Sounds somewhat familiar.

We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded.

Barack Obama – 10/29/08

If their standardized uniform includes a brown shirt, I may just have to adopt a “shoot on sight” rule.

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Fini

Could we please be done with this inane conversation now? Please?

Scientists tracking juvenile salmon migrating downstream to the Pacific were surprised to find just as many or more survived going over eight dams on the Northwest’s Snake and Columbia Rivers as survived a major river in British Columbia without any dams at all.

The study, published Monday in the online edition of the journal Public Library of Science Biology, comes as salmon advocates, the Bush administration and dam advocates are locked in a federal court battle over whether the Columbia Basin dam system – a major source of power, irrigation and barge transportation – can be made safe enough for salmon to pass muster under the Endangered Species Act.

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After billions of dollars spent over the past 20 years to modifying the dams themselves and changing operations to benefit fish, “It looks like survival levels are now at or above survival levels for the Fraser River, that does not have dams,” Welch added.

Looking at the years 2004-2006, the study found about 25 percent to 30 percent of juvenile spring chinook survived migrating down both river systems, Welch said. The Fraser’s steelhead survival ran about 30 percent and the Columbia’s steelhead survival 20 percent to 25 percent. When the greater time or distance for fish migrating down the Columbia was taken into account, survival over the dams was actually higher.

Thanks and good night. I’ll be here all week. Try the salmon and don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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Back to Civics class with you

Joe Sudbay Deputy Editor of the inappropriately named Americablog

Six days. Next Wednesday when we wake up, we’ll have a new president.

Umm, no. We’ll have a new President Elect. We won’t have a new President until January 20th, 2009, Joe.

And I’m absolutely positive that if McCain does manage to squeak this one out, that the Obamatrons will run this thing through the courts for months, until January 19th when they’ll have to let McCain take the oath so that it isn’t their hand that gives Bush even an extra second in office.

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