Have a Jolly Samhain!

And now that the “Treat” has been given, here are a few “Tricks” that should scare the hell out of you.

Erica Jong makes threatening sounds

My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.

My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.

After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…

If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.

And we all know that Cheney only allows shots to the face.

As for Hanoi Jane’s back troubles, I’ve heard that a number people who spent some seat-time in those NVA anti-aircraft batteries are also complaining of back trouble. I guess that hindsight really is 20/20.

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And for the folks who were depressed about the post on Wednesday that included the quote from Rep. Marcy Kaptur, I give you the origin of the idea. Who else could come up with something that stupid, but FDR. Don’t hit that link if you have a semi-full bladder.

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And last, but certainly not least, the scariest video I’ve seen in a long time

Those last six or seven seconds are worse than any haunted house.

Have a Happy Halloween and a Jolly Samhain all!