Big Happenings Today

This afternoon should see the completion of the first stage of The Big Project, which will be blogged tomorrow, with pics, hopefully to everyone’s enjoyment.

After that, Stage Two of The Big Project will begin, meaning that I will be long on sub-projects and short on time.

Luckily for both of us, a good deal of well done pieces were written on these here interwebz over the weekend, so get ready for Link to Essay Week, plus any free time David has to write, and then David will take the reigns over the weekend.

And just to answer some of the curious emails in one place; No, I’ve not gotten my hands on one of these

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But it is just as cool (for me, at least), and costs only 1/7th of an M777.

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Regulate RNS?

Not in a 100 years.

Blogger beware? State regulators are wondering whether online political activism amounts to lobbying, which could force Web-based activists to file public reports detailing their finances.In a collision of 21st century media and 1970s political reforms, the inquiry hints at a showdown over press freedoms for bloggers, whose self-published journals can shift between news reporting, opinion writing, political organizing and campaign fundraising.

State officials are downplaying any possible media rights conflict, pointing out that regulators have already exempted journalistic blogging from previous guidelines for online campaign activity.

But the blogosphere is taking the notion seriously.

I’d rather shut the place down then be made to fill out paperwork about the use of my 1st Amendment right.

Actually, strike that.

Exactly what kind of “lobbying” I do here is a mystery to me. I’ve gone to a few hearings on the topic of firearms laws in Washington, but always as a private citizen. I have never once attempted to play myself off as a media outlet.

However, if I am going to be considered a media outlet by Washington State Legislators, then it would stand to reason that I should be entitled to press privileges and the like.

I could find being a thorn in their side quite entertaining enough to spill ink on a form or two. I have never had ads here and I get no money from this bit of what I consider “therapy”, the number of single zeros on the form should piss off these “regulators” quite readily.

But truly and seriously, if the local talk guys and the editorialists don’t have to fill out the forms, then there is no reason to make online publishers do so other than harassment. I’ll fight against it until they stuff it down my throat.

Afterwards, I’ll post so damn much they’ll regret having ever thought of the idea.

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How Odd

Big Academia in Washington is about to take a (s)hit.

20% Cuts May Be Ahead for State Colleges, Universities

Just a few months ago, the University of Washington was celebrating the end of a huge, successful fundraising campaign and was planning to double enrollment at its branch campuses.But within the last two weeks, the outlook for the state’s universities and community colleges has tanked so precipitously it has taken many by surprise. It also has exposed just how vulnerable those institutions remain to the vagaries of economic cycles.

Now, the UW and other institutions are trying to figure out ways to plug a yawning budget gap. Officials at several universities are already talking about raising tuition by 10 to 15 percent next year — perhaps $1,000 per student. That would require lawmakers to lift the current limit on schools of 7 percent in tuition increases annually.

At the UW, one option under consideration for the first time is differential tuition — in which juniors and seniors would be charged more than underclassmen. At Western Washington University, budget experts are running the numbers on how much they could save by having some full-time staff work 80 percent of their current schedules.

With all of the ink and pixels being spent these days about CEO salaries and bonuses, I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that these simplistic solutions aren’t being bandied about on this particular topic

University of Washington, Washington State University Presidents among the Highest Paid

University of Washington President Mark Emmert was the second-highest-paid public university executive last year, according to an analysis by the Chronicle of Higher Education.

And Washington State University President Elson Floyd isn’t far behind. Though he came in at 17th on the Chronicle’s list, his actual ranking could be as high as sixth in the nation among public university presidents, because of a recent pay raise.

Folks are screaming for the heads of the automakers to “Do the Lee Iacocca” and take $1 per year salary. That works for me, but I’m wondering why there is not the same hue and cry for these guys to do the same.

Boggles the mind. Well, maybe not the incurious mind.

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Shopping in a Winter Punkerland

There was a gang fight at a local mall over the weekend that involved a firearm.

It was “Breaking News” for the entire night Saturday and most of the day Sunday as well.

It started out as a fistfight between over a dozen “youths” and then one got cowardly and pulled a pistol and started firing killing one and seriously wounded another.

The local media were playing out as a “rampage shooting” for the first part of Saturday evening, even though everything they were saying in Mediaspeak would have told 12 year old it was gang related.

Then Sunday morning they finally played the footage, taken the night before, of one of the dead gang member’s friends stating that he had only been out of jail for 24 to 36 hours and that the wounded “youth” was due in court on Monday to be brought up on burglary charges. Oddly enough, or most likely not, this footage turned out to be an edit of the “he was turning his life around” spiel from the friend we were made to sit through repeatedly Saturday night. There was, of course, no word about any of the other little angels involved.

The police searched the mall and checked out everyone inside but were unable to find the coward, but they have his friends either in custody or on a short leash so hopefully they will get is punk ass shortly. I would advise them to drag a magnet down the Duwamish for the pistol.

The above link is to the Sunday dead tree news story.

And here is the obligatory story telling of how the little angel wanted to straighten out (even though he had said the exact same thing right before getting popped for something serious enough to get himself sent to the highest security juvenile prison in Washington State), with an anti-gun bigotry bonus at the end!

Oh, THAT Liberal Media!

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What to do now: UPDATED (see below)

Ragin’ Dave found wisdom:

Here’s what I did.

I went through Wal-mart the other day, and the checkout woman had an Obama button. So I went from the checkout – after I had paid – straight to customer service, and demanded a refund. Because I was offended by the politicizing and the attitude.

Note – they had my money. And now they had to give it back. This hurts them. So they wanted to know how to make it right. Okay. Very simple, an apology. So the Manager on Duty started to apologize.

No, not you. You didn’t offend me.

Well, on behalf of Wal-mart, we strive to (Boilerplate.).

No, ma’am. Wal-mart did not offend me. Your employee did. I want an apology from her, and I don’t want to have to enter a hostile political environment to shop, so I’d suggest the button come off.

Well….

Fine. My refund please? I need to get to Kroger.

Next thing I knew the CSS was oer talking to the cashier – who walked out! Quit.

So, since Wal-mart tried to rectify it, I took my merchandise home.

Mre important than the example is the illustration of “Carrot and Stick.” After threatening with the stick (A refund) any atempt to repair the issue has to be rewarded with the carrot, namely, backing off the demand. And I got a $20 gift card out of the bargain, ad you can believe that “No Poliics” wil be strictly enforced at that store.

UPDATE: From comments, it looks like folks are under the mistaken impression that I wrote the above; I did not. The Gonzman did, and I was just lucky enough to follow the link at Ragin’ Dave’s place. Gonzo’s Bar and Go-Go Grill is not yet added to the blogroll, but that’s only ’cause I’m lazy and about to go to bed. Check it out: the man’s obviously a past master of the sarcastic bellowing rant. Good stuff.

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For All The Cold Bloggers Out There

I understand that in much of the country, it’s a mite chilly. Snow threatening, and all that.

Well, since I’m gonna be enjoying another nice sunny California day in the mid-to-high 70s today, here’s a nicely framed picture of a palm tree to warm the, er, cockles of your heart.

Not Safe For Work, but it’s Sunday, right? You shouldn’t be at work anyway.
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Where No British Comedy Troupe Has Gone Before

h/t: Wil Wheaton.

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Happy Victory in Iraq Day

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Bootlickers

Okay, I guess Pepsi redesigned its logo back in October sometime, but the results are only just now showing up in stores here in the Bay Area.

I bought Pepsi from Safeway this morning to go with my Sara Lee Butter Streusel Coffee Cake (ignore the directions on the box; you must eat it just out of the freezer to get that mix of crunchy and dense goodness, yessss) and saw this paean to our Dear Leader:

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God help me, I’m addicted to the stuff. I can’t quit. You all will have to boycott Pepsi products for me, mmmkay?

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First Time Shooter

Derek gets the happy dance — from the shooter herself!

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