Can you say “Class Warfare”?

I knew you could.

Oregonians who dislike the the “rich” and “capitalist pigs” voted yesterday to increase the income tax on single earners making more than $125K and households earning more than $200K and to add a significant percentage onto the state’s corporate minimum tax, business minimum tax, and corporate profits tax.

Taxing the productive to pay for the less productive.

FYI, Washington’s business taxes aren’t much better, but there is a reason as to why our unemployment rate is less than Oregon’s.

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If I had any financial ties to them

They’d be severed tomorrow

Rosemary O’Neill of the Social Strata media company

As of today, we’ve made a somewhat radical change to our corporate policies.  Every single full-time Social Strata employee now has access to unlimited paid leave.  Why would we take such a step?  It’s because we are building a culture of discipline.

No, you’re hoping the long term employees you’ve had for a while are as honest as you think they are.

They know the habits of their current employees and are willing to gamble on any new hires.

If my money was involved, I wouldn’t be so Kenny Rogers.

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Ah…the mystic powers of a full moon!

State Hopes to Harness Power of ‘Three Wolf’ Shirts

For those of you unfamiliar with the buzz around the ‘Three Wolf Moon Shirt,’ it has been pretty amazing!  I just hope that the economic center giving these babies out as awards for “innovation” and “ingenuity” are in on the joke and recognize that the creators of this shirt have neither.  The shirt sucks, and only because of that have they become filthy rich.

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On the topic of the O’Keefe arrest

I heard that Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA) was going to hold a press conference, but later decided that it might be a bad idea.

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Oh, Elsie Lee….

Betcha some of you thought this was a post about Ellie Light. Ha ha! Nope, I fell into the internet while coding interviewee quotes for my wife’s thesis, and found a wonderful writeup on an old favorite. I was still in the dot-com finance world when the infamous ad campaign launched, so I had sort of a front-row-seat to the audience reaction, so to speak. When the entire financial-services community is obsessing about your nipple, you’ve achieved … well, something special.

Flash version of the below ad here.

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So When I Played AD&D by Myself, I was Forming a Gang of One?

Court rules inmates may be prohibited from playing D&D because, among other things, it’s structured like a gang and “promotes gang activity.”

Not a 9th-circuit opinion, amazingly enough. Obviously we don’t yet have enough geeks represented on the bench.

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RNS Quote of the Day, 1/26/10

From the Washington Post; now that’s a fine set of accomplishments right there!

President Obama’s first year in office
President Barack Obama marks his first year in the White House this week. The good feelings that surrounded him in the months after Inauguration Day a year ago have faded. Since January 2009, Obama has signed an economic stimulus bill, pushed Congress to pass health-care reform, traveled overseas and upheld traditions like the White House Easter Egg roll and a State Dinner.

Italics mine. Sheeesh.

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I’m not gonna say a thing…

not a damn thing.  I want you all to just read this article.  Then, I want you to wrap it around a clue bat and use it to beat proponents of a government takeover of health care.

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PSH – UK Style

Those who practice anti-gun rights histrionics here in the US have got nothing on this guy.

A new law to give greater protection to householders is unnecessary and could be a licence to kill, a leading criminal barrister has warned.

Paul Mendelle, QC, chairman of the Criminal Bar Association, says that a change to allow “disproportionate” force would encourage vigilantism.

“The law should always encourage people to be reasonable, not unreasonable; to be proportionate, not disproportionate,” he said, adding that the present law worked perfectly well and was well understood by juries.

If, as the Conservatives propose, the law is changed to allow “disproportionate force”, householders who kill burglars could be acquitted. The issue has been given recent impetus by Munir Hussain, who was originally jailed for beating an intruder, and Myleene Klass, the TV presenter warned after waving a knife at people staring through a window at her home.

But Mr Mendelle said: “You would have, in effect, sanctioned extrajudicial execution or capital punishment for an offence, burglary, that carries a maximum of 14 years — which is the sentence that Parliament decided was appropriate.” He warned that the change could also make householders less safe. “Burglars, knowing that they could be killed, might be more likely to carry weapons and/or use extreme violence. So it would be wholly counterproductive,” he said.

Then maybe, and I know this is a philiosophy of the highest order and that he may not under stand it, but how about maybe if those burglars just don’t go breaking into people’s homes?

The current law is not working, period. And any jackhole who thinks it is has no connection to the reality and needs to have the backside of his underwear elastic pulled up over his head every day for a week until he sees the errors in his ways.

For them, Fantasyland needs to become a more cruel place than reality is for their neighbors.

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James Cameron, Conservative Dupe

According to the LA Times, Avatar is all about property rights.

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