Belated Friday Fiction: Spanky Spank

No, that’s not the title. First off, if you’re into gentle (or not-so) spanking to spice up your love life, you might want to check this site out. Even if spanking gives you the willies, check it out anyway: it’s rare to find such a well-written sex blog. Long posts, too; sort of the Kevin Baker of sex blogs, you could say. 😉

I love the image of how this cute couple watches baseball together. No, you’ll have to read part 3 below to find out.
The “origin story” has four parts.

1) First, they “meet cute.”

2) Then it’s off with the robe.

3) Then a spanking.

4) And finally the orgasms.

Seriously, read these. The four make for a nice round-robin reading session on the laptop in bed with your sweetie. (That’s another reason I want an Ipad — anything that makes it easier to share erotica and porn in bed is a Good Thing.)

This is all supposedly nonfiction, but I’m tossing it into the Friday Fiction category because a) I’m lazy, and b) who knows on the ‘net? Enjoy.

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Mmm-Mmm Good

Inspired by Phil’s Pot Pie Post, the wife purchased one of each style — Chicken and Beef — for us to try out. The beef we baked in the oven; it was good but tasted remarkably like the old Swanson’s beef pot pies of my youth, with a weird beefy aftertaste that I never cared for.

The chicken pot pie, however, we nuked — and amazingly the crust came out flakier than the oven-baked one! Direct from the freezer to the microwave, you don’t even remove it from the box, and in just 14 minutes (faster if you’ve got a more powerful nuker than the 1980s model that came with our house) you’re eating hot, flaky, tasty goodness.

$4 each at our local Lucky. 550 calories. My stomach’s full on half of one, which works great as I can eat half at lunch and then reheat the rest for dinner.

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Why there is a crisis in modern journalism

because the media does not care about the truth, only about which narrative will sell.

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Like Christmas in May

A gift for all of you who wanted open season on the pirates of the east coast of the African continent!

Officials in Zapata are warning boaters on the waters of Falcon Lake to be on alert.

The alert comes after at least three pirate types of attacks within the past month.

Zapata County Sheriff Sigifredo Gonzalez says, “They have been victims of piracy and I dare say that word.  They have been robbed by people using AR-15’s or handguns to their heads.  It’s just not safe to go to the Mexican side anymore.”

Nobody has been injured in any of the reported attacks.

Here’s the map.

I’ve heard there is no bag limit if you get there before the Coasties do!

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Funny when it shouldn’t be

I’ve had this pic saved for a good long time and every time I open it laugh.
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I’m sure it’ll get me put on one of Charles Johnson’s hate lists, but is this that wrong?

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Ford Fiesta vs. Lamborghini

In these hard economic times, it is worth considering a Ford Fiesta. You can get about two dozen of ’em for the price of the Lambo.

Plus, Jeremy Clarkson loves it. The video below is long, but includes a “classic” car chase, and a Royal Marines amphibious assault!

“The smoke grenades fit perfectly in the cup holders.” Ha!

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This is big folks!

We’ve successfully created a genome, injected it into a bacteria, and got the bacteria cell to boot up and start doing what the genome told it to do.

Not bad for a bunch of violent, hairless monkeys.

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Empire Strikes Back, 1950s-style

Impressive.

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Why I Would Buy An Ipad

if it were a little less expensive.

I am a compulsive sketcher. I have multiple pads, pens and pencils in every room of the house so when I think of something I can put it down on paper right away.
At the NRA meet this fellow apparently sketched Caleb and his wife on his ipad and then emailed the sketch to their phones. Now that’s a cool app!

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Slight of Hand

Look what fell out of the back pocket of Pelosi’s pantsuit.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wasn’t kidding when she famously said Congress had to pass Obamacare “so you can see what’s in it.” And now as more people find out what’s in the 2,700-plus pages of the law, a steadily lengthening list of President Barack Obama’s promises are being exposed as empty.

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Here’s another Obamacare myth biting the dust. Remember when Obama and congressional Democrats made a big show of dropping the public option government insurance program that was supposedly going to give private insurers competition and drive rates down? The truth is the public option is alive and well, residing in Section 1334, pages 97-100, of the new health care law. That section gives the U.S. Office of Personnel Management — which presently manages the federal civil service — new responsibilities: establishing and running two entirely new government health insurance programs to compete directly with private insurance companies in every state with coverage for people outside of government.

Quoting the new law, former OPM director Donald Devine notes that it makes the OPM boss a health care czar, with power to set “‘profit margin premiums and other such terms and conditions of coverage as are in the interest of enrollees in such plans.’ That’s open-ended. You can do anything.” Dan Blair, another former OPM director, calls the new program “nothing but a placeholder for the public option.” Indeed, the OPM head is also given the authority to “appoint as many employees” as needed to run the program, and to spend “such sums as may be necessary” to establish and administer it.

Five will get you Ten that she knew exactly what was in it and was just hoping no one else could read and publish those facts fast enough.

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