Venison Virgin Bushwacks Bambi

This event took place last December, the week before Christmas. I’m posting it now because there have been issues with uploading pictures to this site which are now resolved.

Greetings from Michigan. This is the story of how I “harvested” my first deer, a Michigan Whitetail.

I’ve divided this post in two sections. Part 1 describes the “hunt” and Part 2 provides some details on the rifle. The entire piece is rather lengthy so I’ll get you all started and then insert one of those “below the fold” thingydoos so as to keep the front page real estate usage down. and those of you who are still interested in reading can do so.

Part 1:  The Hunt

I live in the southern portion of Michigan’s lower peninsula which, for those of you who may not be familiar with our state hunting rules, requires the use of either a shotgun shooting slugs or a muzzleloader during deer season. That is the area below the blue line in the map.

I believe this decades-old rule is based on the assumption that a modern centerfire rifle has a velocity much faster than that of the aforementioned shotguns and muzzleloaders.  Add to this the generally accepted truth that the population density is greater in southern Michigan and you arrive at the long standing rule of no centerfire rifles allowed during deer season in my neck of the woods. When the rule was established, and I am guessing here, the premise was that muzzleloaders were of the flintlock and lead ball variety with lower velocity and therefore posing less risk to others. Advancements in firearms technology have, in my opinion, surpassed the intent of the rules as I am using a modern muzzleloader which will push a saboted 275 gr. bullet out the barrel at velocities up to 2400 fps!

According to the rules, I cannot use one of my circa 1870’s single shot black powder cartridge rifles which, at around 1100-1200 fps., have a muzzle velocity of about half that of my muzzleloader. All because they load from the breech and use a brass case and primer. Go figure. I would love to use my Shiloh Sharps or Remington Rolling Block to lob a 535 gr. slug of 45-70 lead at Bambi’s sibling or progeny next year. Umm, in the interest of blogophistic accuracy, progeny no longer applies.

I would love to regal you all with a classic tale of how I was able to spot the biggest buck in the county and proceed to track him for 4 hours through the roughest brush and woods that Michigan has to offer. And then sneak up close for the kill without being detected. Not even close!

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RNS Quote of the Day, 06/27/11

THERE’S an audible crackle, not loud or piercing, but as if someone is screwing up sweet paper close to your head, and like a string of green fairylights, tracers arc their way almost lazily towards the darkened homestead. Immediately, or so it seems, from behind an unlit window an FN rifle barks its harsh reply, followed by another and another. From a rock outcrop, slightly elevated so that attacking fire is aimed advantageously down on the farmhouse, a mere 100 metres away, the first mortar thumbs skywards. It soars high over the house and, thankfully for its occupants, explodes harmlessly in the bush. The long swish of a rocket, the deadliest of projectiles, is followed by an explosive thump. A hit! Hot lead ricochets off brick wall and rock outcrop, sparking, whining in a cacophony of crossfire.

–THE FARMER AT WAR
By Trevor Grundy and Bernard Miller Published by Modern Farming Publications Salisbury 1979

hat tip: TEOTWAWKI Blog, which notes the in-depth discussions of homestead defensive fortifications. Download the whole thing.

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When the liberals start to notice

The shenanigans of the political class, I have hope.

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I can haz Freedom of Speech?

Not in Colorado.

Zachrey Harris will serve 20 days in jail and spend two years on probation for using racial slurs against a Nigerian student during an alcohol-fueled attack on University Hill last September, a Boulder district judge ruled Friday.

Harris, 23, was convicted in April of a single count of harassment, insults, taunts and ethnic intimidation. Prosecutors believe it was the first time in Colorado that someone was convicted of a bias-motivated crime based on words alone.

The guy is a dirtbag, but he’s not a criminal. At least not in this instance.

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File under “DUH!”

Turning off your nuclear power plants will strain the rest of your electrical infrastructure.

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Just tiding up the place

Don’t mind the dust.

Shortly, things will be back to normal.

Whatever that is.

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You Don’t Mess With 4Chan

I’m reading way between the lines here, but really, the day LulzSec declared war on 4Chan, the outcome was inevitable, wouldn’t you agree?

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RNS Quote of the Day, 06/24/11

“Ear, daddy!” Right. Careful aim, front sight, press, *BLAM*

“Shoulders!”, she says with a giggle. *BLAM* *BLAM*

“SHOOT HIM IN THE EYES!” *BLAM* *BLAM*

“Yeah! Make a smiley face!”

–Ballistic Arc: My daughter, the next Hit Girl

You’ll want to read the whole thing. h/t: Drang.

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Interesting Surgery Video

This video shows a male patient, 26yo with a hepatitis C, dry gangrene of the foot and a wet gangrene of the thigh – the result of intravenous injections of Koaxil – new drug that is popular among heroin-addicted people because of the price (cheaper than opioids) and easy access (most of the Russian pharmacies sell it without a prescription)…The main concern of that poor guy was how painful procedure will be. Because of the necrotic process in the tissue during a gangrene all nerves are damaged so the person does not feel a thing.

What I find most interesting is that the tool that was used to cut the bones looks like a wire saw — you know, the kind you can roll up and store in your pocket.

Vigorous sawing action is necessary for these little guys to work, as you can clearly see in the video.

SFW, but not for the squeamish. Seriously.

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The Island of Misfit Bass Guitars

As you may remember from mid-May, I have taken up the task of learning an “Art” to fulfill the “Activities Credit” for the degree I am aspiring towards. I chose to learn the electric bass guitar for a multitude of reasons, none of which I will bore y’all with today.

Today I had my first formal lesson. After four weeks of reading everything I could on the subject and even learning one song by myself (don’t be too proud of me, it was U2’s “With Or Without You”. Five minutes of four notes and one volume change). I’ve been working on U2’s New Year’s Day and today’s lesson showed me where I was going wrong, which was nice.

My teacher’s name is Chuck Buser. Hit that link for his website. Nice guy. He used to teach music at the college I’m attending, so I don’t think I’ll have any problems getting him approved by the current staff next quarter. I think he and Mr. Completely would get along just fine. At that link you’ll see a video he did that provides the evidence of my assumption.

In other bass guitar news, I have been spending a great deal of time fighting off the urge to buy every single Fender Precision Bass I find on CraigsList. I know that I just need to stop looking, but that is even more difficult because some of those things are dirt cheap.

I live in a very dangerous area of the country for someone with this hobby and my personality type. You see, I a couple weeks ago I discovered that I live 20 minutes or so away from Warmoth Custom Guitar Parts.

That would be the equivalent of a gear head living near the Edelbrock factory outlet or a FN/FAL junkie living next to to the DSA shop.

When I spoke of my “personality type”, let’s just say that I’m the kind of guy who takes things apart for fun. 99% of the time I even get them back together without help from a pro! Knowing this about myself, as soon as I bought my first bass, the Yamaha at the first link, I knew I was going to have to start looking for a project bass or risk not being able to practice because my Yamaha was disassembled on the dining room table.

So, I’d like you to meet my newest acquisition

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Tis just your average Squire by Fender P-Bass. It was previously owned by a guy up near the University of Washington. Dude was so emo that I was sure he’d literally have pooped kittens if I would have attempted to haggle with him. Not that I needed to. I spend more on an oil change than I paid for this thing.

In fact, if you can picture it, this guitar already has a red pick guard and black knobs, courtesy of a couple rattle cans and some sand paper I had laying about. Sooner than later it will look more like this P-Bass. I am restricting myself, however, to only working on it a maximum of 10% of the time I spend practicing: If I practice for 10 hours, I can work on it for one hour. Which isn’t really all that much, what with the sanding and repainting I’m going to be doing.

After I get the hang of paintwork, I’m planning a Thunderbird in British Racing Green, with the correct 60’s era racing stripes, a single Music Man pickup in the sweet spot, a 24 fret fingerboard and a on/off toggle for the on-board distortion.

And that is only the first of five more I have planned.

The internet is a dangerous thing, my friends.

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