And so it begins (Updated)

Fed up with both not having enough money to buy the guitars I want and having to fight the urge to tear one down and rebuild it, today, 13 weeks into my attempt to learn to play the electric bass guitar, I will begin my first custom guitar project.

At around Week 3, I purchased this used Fender Squire Precision Bass for $60.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After getting it home, I partially disassembled it so I could clean it (it was filthy) and give it some new strings. While it was apart, I spray-painted the pickguard “Arrest Me” Red to give it some character. However, it still didn’t sound all that great and I suspected that the factory Squire Indonesian-quality pickups were dying a slow death. So it went back into the gig-bag and into the closet, awaiting the day I had some time to work on it.

In less than 30 minutes, with two screwdrivers, I now have a pile o’parts that used to be an electric bass guitar. They’re now bagged and boxed and today the removal of the old, chipped, scratched and dented black paint will begin.

I ordered and have read this book to give me some good tips on how to make my end result look like this

Since the author of the book repeatedly makes the case for using urethane paints (aka: what your car is painted with), and I can get it put into a spray can (along with a separate can of clear gloss) for a nominal fee, I decided to spray the new guitar in the same metallic silver color as my Ford Earthfucker (aka: Bull). Unlike a dark color, silver is easy to correct mistakes in. I’m not planning to fail, I just know I’ve not painted a whole lot in my life and am making the proper choices for that fact.

I don’t believe that I’m yet up to the task of routing the guitar body for new pickups, I’ll be sticking with the standard Precision Bass split style, but I’ll be upgrading to the Seymor Duncan Quarter Pounders. I’ll also be upgrading to the Full Contact Hardware bridge and getting new Fender open geared tuning machines. Since I’m not putting in a bridge pickup, the bridge itself, along with the tuning machines, will be finished in black chrome.

I’ll update this post with an “after” photo later today when the sanding is done. Wish me luck (I’ll probably need it).

UPDATE:

Sorry for the delay. It helps to post updates if you bring both your camera cord and the RNS URL to where you’re doing the work.

Anyway…..

That stuff did not come off easily. Multiple sheets of 60grit and an electric sander and 3.5 hours. Went through the sealer in a couple places, so I’ll have to take some 200grit and smooth those spots out and reseal it before I can prime it, but the hardest part is done.

I’m gonna see about paint today, so maybe next weekend we’ll do some spraying.

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Dude!

I have, in recent weeks, been endeavoring to develop a boyhood dream: that is, if not Travis Morgan’s physique, at the least I can have his beard.

However, upon watching Jeff Bridges’ performance as the Dude for the first time ever just now, I must reluctantly admit that I have, it seems, developed a Lebowski beard instead. Sad times, indeed.

 

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Well, You Can Tell Who’s Not By The Name

As I read this, I realized that, if I’d been asked ahead of time to guess which politician, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, or Jon Huntsley, would be singled out for “manly manliness,” I wouldn’t have been able to point to one of them and say, “yes, that one’s the obvious candidate!”

Emphasis mine.

Huntsley.

Yeah.

Now, Huntsman would be a manly name, but Huntsley sure does seem to fit him better, doesn’t it?

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So there are Atheists in foxholes

Stars & Stripes looks at Atheists in the military.

Ed Brayton makes a good point:

I do believe that most military chaplains would be more than willing to counsel atheists as they would anyone else and I don’t think most chaplains are hostile to atheists or to atheism. But even the most liberal chaplain is going to have a very difficult time providing meaningful dialogue that might help a soldier cope with a situation because they start from entirely different sets of beliefs. That’s the same reason why they have chaplains of faiths other than Christianity available to non-Christian soldiers.

If atheists in the military are looking for fellowship & guidance, the military should do all it can to accommodate them.

 

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An interesting confluence of careers

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Decision Fatigue

This requires a post a lot longer than I have time for now, but here are the links.  Read & enjoy.

Decision Fatigue

The Paradox of Expansive Choices

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Rule 34 Proven Yet Again

I guess tent sex wasn’t enough outdoorsy excitement to satisfy these intrepid adventurers! Absolutely NSFW. Gives new meaning to the BDSM term “suspension,” heh, heh.

The Tumblr account is “Mighty Gay” but the vid is not. My wife says: “I guess that would be the mile-high club?” The cute Bavarian/Swiss/whatever farmhouses down below are a nice touch. Crazy Europeans.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 08/25/11

Nick M writing on the Libyan happenings

If freedom is a loaded gun (and it is) then what is a rocket launcher on the back of a Hi-Lux?

Nick M – CCinZ

Answer: One of the few things I would miss a day of Boomershoot to go do (Btw, Nick, if you do make it over this way again, try to make it in late April). The RNS tent will have a spot saved.

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Mathematics is not their strong suit

I understand that with all their fancy lawyering, and all the law school they had to attend so they could do said lawyering, the folks at the ACLU didn’t really have time to take a bunch of mathematics courses. And besides, they hire actual accountants to count up all them hours doing “the law”.

Well, they should have figured someone would fact check them on something this simple:

We’ve told you a few times about Florida’s horrible new law that drug tests all families applying for cash benefit welfare applicants. The law, which went into effect July 1, makes applicants front the cost of the drug test and reimburses individuals if they test negative.

The ACLU and others predicted this program would be a failure and cost the state of Florida much more money than they would save. Guess what? In just the few weeks that the program has been in effect we have been proven right.

The Department of Children and Families’ central region has tested 40 applicants since the law went into effect six weeks ago, and of those 40 applicants, 38 tested negative for drugs. The cost to the state of Florida to reimburse those 38 individuals who tested negative was at least $1,140 over the course of six weeks. Meanwhile, denying benefits to the two applicants who tested positive will save Florida less than $240 a month.

While I don’t really care if a person uses drugs, I absolutely care if they are going to use drugs and then beg for taxpayer assistance. So let me just do a quick little bit of number crunching here. And unlike the ACLU, you are free to examine my amateur mathematical analysis.

If an applicant tests positive, they are banned from reapplying for one year. So….

$240 per month, multiplied by 12 months = $2880 per year.

Multiply that with two applicants failing = $5760 saved already.

The state reimbursed 38 applicants for a $30 drug test for a total spent of $1140.

$5760 minus $1140 = $4620 saved by the state in six weeks.

If the State of Florida saves $4620 every six weeks for one year, the state will have saved a total of $40,040 in one year.

The $40,040 figure does not count the number of applicants who knew they wouldn’t pass the drug test and decided not to apply. I’m going to round that number up to an even $45,000.

So, it has been proven a hypothetical probability that by implementing a drug testing program, the State of Florida will likely save at least $40,000 per year (and that the ACLU lawyers cannot do maths).

Sounds like it is time to go national with the program.

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Wonder and Envy, but Mostly Wonder

For me, the easiest way to tell that an author has transcended the gulf between good, serviceable writing (the sort found in most genre fiction, from Frederick Forsyth to Heinlein to Stephen King) and literature (from Parker’s early Spensers and John D. MacDonald’s McGee books at the very low end, to Joyce and Shakespeare at the very top) is when I catch myself reading a few words over and over again and thinking, “God, I wish I had written that!”

Brigid makes the spectacular turn of phrase look easy. Go read and be dazzled.

When I read things like that piece it makes me glad the Internet is forever, because I so dearly want my grandchildren to be able to read them too.

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