They must have no idea what they’re doing

Do they do this so often that they have a different name for it?

Some miners in Alaska want the feds to start digging for answers.

A task force including members of 10 state and federal law enforcement agencies descended on a gold mine in the tiny town of Chicken (pop. 17) last month, in what locals described as a raid.

“Imagine coming up to your diggings, only to see agents swarming over it like ants, wearing full body armor, with jackets that say “POLICE” emblazoned on them, and all packing side arms,” gold miner C.R. Hammond told the Alaska Dispatch. “How would you have felt? You would be wondering, ‘My God, what have I done now?”

A spokesman for the federal Environmental Protection Agency did not deny that agents wore body armor and carried guns, but said it was not a “raid.”

I want to know exactly what the EPA guy thinks that is then, because it sounds like a description of a raid to me. Does his distinction arise because it didn’t happen at a residence?

Less than 50 years ago there would have been some dead agents. These government employed eco-warriors are lucky Alaska has tamed.

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Why is it that only one side of the political aisle gets behind this?

Supposedly, we have an “obesity epidemic” in the US. But when Congress tries to fix the problem, only one side signs on and then they get called “heartless”?

GOP bill blocks food stamp users from buying junk food

Rep. Phil Roe (R-Tenn.) on Tuesday proposed legislation that would require people using federal food stamps to buy only healthy food.

The Healthy Food Choices Act, H.R. 3073, reflects a long-standing criticism that the government’s Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) allows people to buy billions of dollars worth of junk food.

A 2012 study found that food stamps enable about $2 billion worth of junk food purchases each year, and that more than half of the beverages bought using SNAP benefits are sugary drinks.

Efforts to curb these purchases have been opposed by anti-hunger groups. But Roe said some states are already exploring ways to curb junk food purchases through the SNAP program, and argued that the federal government needs to take steps as well.

Yes, it is “heartless” to tell people taking taxpayer dollars that they have to buy milk or water.

If you’re an idiot.

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It is never enough

Over 80% of known fault lines have been discovered by geologists working for energy companies and handed over to the US government free of charge.

And now

Kenya finds ’70 year supply’ of water in desert region

Scientists using technology developed to search for oil have discovered a vast underground water reservoir in one of Kenya’s driest regions that if properly managed could supply the country’s needs for close to 70 years.

“Oh, sure! They found it. But did they put the plumbing down so that it could get to all the houses?” Said every leftist ever.

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Oh how cute! They have a manifesto.

If you are catching a distinct whiff of patchouli as late it is because tomorrow marks the second birthday of the “Occupy Movement” (aka: The Free Shit Army).

And like growing toddlers, the Occupiers are learning to read and write.

On September 17, 2013, the second anniversary of the beginning of the Occupy Movement, tens of thousands will come together across the country and the world to honor the most important and influential social movement in generations. As we exchange stories about the past and ideas for the future, we will be opposing a number of the 1%’s toxic attempts to siphon even more of our money and power away from us. The Trans Pacific Partnership “free trade” agreement, the undue influence of money in politics, and the lack of accountability in the global financial sector will be just a few of our targets. But, as we attack these symptoms it is necessary that we remember the disease: capitalism.

If they can measure an honest ten thousand people they should count themselves lucky. Being broke and whiny just isn’t as hip as it was two years ago.

The people who cannot distinguish capitalism from government sponsored corporatism now demand that the system which builds the world be taken down to be replaced with………. well, they’ll get back to you on that.

Remember that this “movement” started as a protest about the lack of available jobs for over-educated though uniquely unqualified twenty-somethings with five and six figure debt burdens.

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Now it has been fully assimilated by the hardest of the hardcore communists. When you hear that the Occupy Movement has splintered, do not be fooled. They have not done that so much as the various rent seekers have claimed their territory and they are all attempting to use the “Occupy” brand to garner more money and power.

For the next couple days you will need to pinch your nose off with one hand and fly the bird with the other. But be careful which hand you use for each task. These idiots are known to break and burn shit and you may need to draw your pistol to get out of their way.

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Of course they don’t

If the federal government took border security seriously it wouldn’t cost nearly as much as it does.

And where is the fun in that for a bureaucrat?

The sweeping immigration bill passed by the Senate in July attempts to solve the problem with a $46 billion “border surge” that is mostly spent on adding 20,000 new Border Patrol agents, and $3 billion in new monitoring technology, including sensors, radars, drones and helicopters.

That surge won over Senate Republicans who pushed for a secure border before they could agree to grant a pathway to citizenship for the nation’s undocumented immigrants, a provision that Democrats have insisted on.

But of the 17 sheriffs interviewed by USA TODAY, whose jurisdictions cover most of the U.S.-Mexico border, only one said they felt all those new agents were needed. The rest said they feel Border Patrol simply needs a new strategy and new technology.

“They’re tripping over themselves now,” Hudspeth County, Texas, Sheriff Arvin West said of the current 18,500 Border Patrol agents working the Southwest border.

The problem, West says, is that Border Patrol agents are no longer on the border, but working many miles inland. West has spent 30 years in the western Texas county where most of the border fence consists of posts strung with a few strands of barbed wire. It’s dangerous work to patrol the wild, rugged terrain in the middle of the night.

He, like all other sheriffs interviewed, respect the Border Patrol agents who risk their lives to keep the border safe and secure.

“But put them on the damned border,” he said. “In some places here, they are 60, 70 miles away. It’s going to take some (courage) to go down there. When you first get down there … you’re going to (tick) the drug dealers off. But once they understand that you held the line, they’re going to look for weaker spots further down the line.”

From his years of experience, Sheriff Clint McDonald in Terrell County, Texas, knows that there are 38 points in his county where people from Mexico can cross the Rio Grande. Yet Border Patrol does not go there.

“I guess I’m stupid, but I would think if you put people at those 38 crossings, people wouldn’t come across,” he said.

But in many areas along the border, federal Border Patrol agents spend most of their time patrolling roads and highways farther inland. Typically, drivers on Interstate 8 in California, I-19 in Arizona and I-10 in Texas see Border Patrol at highway checkpoints where agents wave most cars through, but stop suspicious-looking vehicles for additional screening.

It isn’t the agent’s fault. They get told where and how to patrol. To shut the door at the border what we need is not just more agents and more funding. We need real and willing leadership to go along with them.

So basically, we’re screwed.

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Gunnie Problems #584

When you reach for a guitar strap and get a rifle sling.

I need to make separate drawers for these things.

David, you have been warned.

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Sunday Funnies

As I wrote yesterday, I’ve been doing a lot of exterior painting as of late, which means that I’ve been frequenting hardware stores.

If you have been in either the “orange” or “blue” big box hardware super stores in Federal Way, WA and seen a message with this sentiment, you’re welcome.

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I really should take pictures of mine as well. I’m a more subversive bastard.

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And that be all of it

The last week of nice weather in Western Washington ended yesterday. And I’m only 90% done painting outside.

I guess I know what I’m doing today after the fog lifts.

In the duration…..

Dis be da man dem call Snoop Lion

Or if’n you can’t take rasta for the end of summer track, put some Haim into your system

Enjoy!

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Hanging on won’t help

The Obama Administration is going to re-re-re-focus on the economy.

The White House is signaling it wants to shift back to the economy after two weeks in which the Syrian crisis has dominated President Obama’s schedule and workload.

Obama will be “focusing” on issues related to the economy in the coming weeks, White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday at his daily briefing.

He said the president wants to push forward with economic policies that the White House believes will grow the middle class.

And it is going to look a little something like this

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The middle class will be riding on the trailer.

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We see what you did there

Cough

Companies lay off thousands, then demand immigration reform for new labor

On Tuesday, the chief human resources officers of more than 100 large corporations sent a letter to House Speaker John Boehner and Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi urging quick passage of a comprehensive immigration reform bill.

The officials represent companies with a vast array of business interests: General Electric, The Walt Disney Company, Marriott International, Hilton Worldwide, Hyatt Hotels Corporation, McDonald’s Corporation, The Wendy’s Company, Coca-Cola, The Cheesecake Factory, Johnson & Johnson, Verizon Communications, Hewlett-Packard, General Mills, and many more. All want to see increases in immigration levels for low-skill as well as high-skill workers, in addition to a path to citizenship for the millions of immigrants currently in the U.S. illegally.

A new immigration law, the corporate officers say, “would be a long overdue step toward aligning our nation’s immigration policies with its workforce needs at all skill levels to ensure U.S. global competitiveness.” The officials cite a publication of their trade group, the HR Policy Association, which calls for immigration reform to “address the reality that there is a global war for talent.” The way for the United States to win that war for talent, they say, is more immigration.

But, hey, that is what happens when you elect corporatists and not capitalists!

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