Category Archives: Order of the imperial upraised middle finger.

Must be that “New Math”

Posted on June 2, 2008 by Phil Kadath

It seems that the AP gets to turn a plus into a minus by simply finding a source whose opinion they enjoy The economy will perform a neat trick this year, experts predict: fall into recession without contracting. That hasn’t … Continue reading →

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Head Up Ass

Posted on May 29, 2008 by Phil Kadath

And full speed ahead Garrison Keillor thinks he can see the individual trees inside the forest, but all he is actually seeing the fecal matter stuck to his eyelashes. Three-hundred thousand bikers spent Memorial Day weekend roaring around Washington in … Continue reading →

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Medium Rare

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Phil Kadath

Who in the world could have predicted this happening? Just about everyone. Leslie Bloss is the only Republican running for an open seat in Seattle’s 36th District, but you probably won’t see her name on the November ballot. She isn’t … Continue reading →

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Security Theater

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Phil Kadath

You know the name: Semaj Booker He was the then 9 year old who made it all the way from Seattle to San Antonio by smiling his way through supposedly secure check points in an attempt to get to his … Continue reading →

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Overstepping their bounds just a bit

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Phil Kadath

The feds are stepping in on local business and forcing small town constabularies to accommodate the migrant population. Maybe its more of that ADA nonsense from last week? Nearly everyone in this small farming community speaks Spanish — nearly everyone … Continue reading →

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It is going to be a tough election season here in Washington

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Phil Kadath

Not the least of which will be because the Democrats in Washington State will be so well rested. You see, the junior Senator from the state of Massachusetts, John Kerry, will be the Keynote Speaker at their upcoming party convention … Continue reading →

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So let me get this straight

Posted on May 23, 2008 by Phil Kadath

If my brother and I ever go knock down/drag out over his acting like an idiot, I can never own a firearm again. But these guys are going to be issued automatic weapons? D.C. Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier has … Continue reading →

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These do not qualify as “medical supplies”

Posted on May 21, 2008 by Phil Kadath

The UN inaction The United Nations will send nearly a quarter of a million condoms into cyclone-hit Myanmar to help needy survivors with no access to contraceptives, a UN official says. So far, the UN Population Fund (UNFPA) said it … Continue reading →

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Not the first time this has been pulled

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Phil Kadath

The government agency that controls a burg’s water supply screams “Water Shortage! You must conserve water!” The People if the burg listen to this message and do exactly that. Shortly thereafter, the government agency that controls the burg’s water supply … Continue reading →

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SEVEN Cavities???!!!!

Posted on May 2, 2008 by Alaska

I’ve been guzzling Pepsi since I moved to California in 1987. It got steadily worse until, at the peak in 1992-96, I was drinking two or three two-liter jugs per day. This was not good for my teeth. Along about … Continue reading →

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