Category Archives: Order of the imperial upraised middle finger.

I think you’d rather watch this now than then. It’ll make it less likely that you’ll set fire to your paperwork.

I’ve known some pretty decent bullshitters in my time. But this report from the Obama Administration’s Recovery.Gov site is head and shoulders above those guys. It shows that nine jobs were created because the Corps of Engineers of Campbellsville, KY … Continue reading →

You know the questions: Why do you need a car with that much horsepower? Why do you need a grill that large? Why do you need such a big house? Why do you need a gun that holds that many … Continue reading →

Alternate title: Mike Huckabee is still a useless piece of shit. The human waste that is suspected of ambushing and murdering four police officers yesterday, Maurice Clemmons, is supposedly currently wounded and holed up in a house in the Leschi … Continue reading →

It sure seems as though the poor folks in the UK are being told to act as though each of their homes may soon be considered a licensed child care facility. Health and safety inspectors are to be given unprecedented … Continue reading →

STFU. Say something that stupid again and you might as well GTFO too.

With Haters Disease (aka: the H1FU virus) Since the election of Barack Obama as president, a current of anti-government hostility has swept across the United States, creating a climate of fervor and activism with manifestations ranging from incivility in public … Continue reading →

Lyle at UltiMAK might become a part-owner of Izhmash in the future.

64% of Americans are smarter than fecal matter. 8% of Americans are not. 28% of Americans are assholes who are willing to jail their fellow citizens for free healthcare.