Too much of a good thing

You know the questions:

Why do you need a car with that much horsepower?

Why do you need a grill that large?

Why do you need such a big house?

Why do you need a gun that holds that many bullets?

There is a new one:

Why do you need that many condoms?

How do you know someone is selling sex? It’s an old problem. In New York, police can detain you as a prostitute just because they find you carrying ‘too many’ condoms. This is an old technique used by police officers looking for an easy way to fulfill arrest quotas and keep their jobs.

If they simply legalized it and taxed it, they might not be in the financial straits they’re currently suffering through.

Otherwise, they should be happy the sexual retailers are using protection.

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4 Responses to Too much of a good thing

  1. It’s all about “revenue enhancement”.

  2. Weer'd Beard says:

    Oh those Repressive Republicans! MY BODY MY CHOICE! GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!

    What? Oh where was this story from again?

    totalitarianism, they claim it comes in different flavors…I can’t taste it m’self.

  3. Lumpy says:

    Ahem How about a “Cough,Cough” “Poll tax” on Latex? Poll was intentionally misspelled…..

  4. Joe says:

    There is only one possible answer when someone asks why you need so many condoms: (at full drill instructor volume) SO I CAN PROPERLY F**K YOUR MOTHER!

    Actually, now that I think about it, that is a proper answer to all of the questions posed above.

    And anyone that knows me, knows that I’d full on do this, even if it got me arrested 😉

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