Category Archives: Kewel!

Howdy all. I am taking off to go shoot some pins and hopefully kick some butt. I am sad to say that I haven’t been in contact with Professor Booty yet this week though. I sent him an email on … Continue reading →

Part 7: Quite possibly older than you It’s Thursday again and here we are with another bit of tunage for you. This time, I’m taking the way-back machine for a spin. Unless you’ve recently had your American Graffiti album or … Continue reading →

Kendra is not totally afraid of water. She’ll spend all day in the pool if she can. She’ll also swim in any stream, river or lake she can get to. But she refuses to get within 10ft of any body … Continue reading →

Happy Weekend everybody! Today’s hydrotherapy subject is Cassie. Cassie has a deathly fear of being in water as she is afraid her swimsuit will fall off. As I mentioned last week, this is a potentially crippling disorder for a model … Continue reading →

Part 6 – Switching up on ya! Today’s selection is a tune I consider one of the greatest hooks in musical history. I honestly believe that Marilyn Manson, Meatloaf and possibly even Rosanne Barr could record this tune and it … Continue reading →

Webley Mark VI .45ACP caliber revolver altered from .455 Webley caliber. Nice re-finish. Dated 1918 To donate to the “Buy AK a .45ACP Webley Fund” send an email to analogkid (-at-) softgreenglow (-dot-) com

Good-day everyone. As promised I will be sharing Bethany’s successful return to the wat which will afford her a greater opportunity for work in the modeling biz. I think that I’ll keep featuring these until I run out of students … Continue reading →

Since part of modeling involves swimsuits and the main reason for swimsuits, besides looking great on women, is swimming, one of the remedial courses I teach is called ‘Pool Therapy’. Basically, we are helping the girls who are afraid of … Continue reading →

Part 5 – Freshman Year Going from junior high to high school pretty much sucks all the way around. You don’t know where you are, where you are going or the vast majority of the people around you. Hell, it … Continue reading →

To the newest member of the family here at Casa de Analog. His name is Darth Vader.