Category Archives: Kewel!

Why did the Judge go to the U.S. Supreme Court this week? To watch Anna Nicole Smith, of course! Given Judge Juggs’ proclivities, you knew that was coming, right? Sure you did!

Well, nephew-in-law, actually, but I can still brag on the mighty Antonio Banuelos. The above slot machine is at the Palace in Lemoore, CA, where he will fight March 17th. 

   From my wife’s copy of this month’s NRA’s Woman’s Outlook: Eva Longoria told Cosmopolitan magazine that being from Texas, she and her family “kill wild pigs for tamales,” according to published reports.  The “Desperate Housewives” star said “hunting is a … Continue reading →

I may bitch and moan about some of the patchouli stinking, hemp wearing, Marx reading lunatics who live around me and want me to conform to their ideals, but as I’ve said in the past, this is one of the … Continue reading →

But since that is his part of the deal, I’ll probably make a poor attempt to imitate. First up, I don’t know what country this gentleman is from, but he apprears quite unable to concentrate on the task at had. … Continue reading →

Yesterday I featured one of my former students whom just so happened to have a darker complexion than I so as to save myself from possible email messages stating that I was “Insensitive” to bootiful women whose “ancestors originate from … Continue reading →

While packing up for the impending move of Casa de Analog, I finally dug out and tested my remaining turntable, which I have neglected to feed in at least one too many years. I must sadly report that the motor is … Continue reading →

Go see Rodger. He has a cartoon that uses the word “Fungible”. You might want to print out and keep a couple copies in your glove box if you live in an area heavily infested with “global warming is all because … Continue reading →

That February is Black History Month. I was quite easy to do, you see, since the only history course we teach at the Occidental Tush Institute is called “Posteriors of the Past”. All of our instructors as well as our courses … Continue reading →

Last week we closed up the Drum and Bass lesson. I forgot to include a short history of the style in either of the weeks that it was featured, mostly due to my being tired after a long night at … Continue reading →