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He does it again

Posted on February 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

Like myself, Laurence of TBIFOC is happy that Lance Armstrong is going for a seventh consecutive TdF title. But he comes up with all the catchy lines, “In the land of the ball-less, the one-balled man shall be king.”

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I meant to post this yesterday

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

But oh well� Having elected Howard Dean as their new leader, the Dems have effectively cut off their own hands. Which is just as well as they had already sewn their eyes and ears shut anyway, Personally, I am applauding … Continue reading →

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Necessary Humor

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

You never know, one of the jihadis might actually follow the instructions. Found @

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What a Maroon!

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Headmistress Sondra K finds this item from Reuters, Legal experts say prosecutors will look for jurors who are older, conservative, less taken with celebrity, willing to accept authority and appalled by child molestation. Jackson’s attorneys may look for more liberal … Continue reading →

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Liberal Ideas Never Work

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Oh Canada, with their excellent liberal thoughts that led to their firearms licensing and registration system never could have predicted something like this, Criminals are renting guns for the weekend like some people rent movies, Ontario Attorney-General Michael Bryant said … Continue reading →

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Guess Who

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Ralph G. Neas, president of People for the American Way, a liberal activist group said this, “To replay this narrow and completed debate demonstrates the Bush administration’s failure to craft a positive agenda for the American people,” Guess who else … Continue reading →

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Guess Who #2

Posted on February 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

There isn�t a prize or anything, but I thought you might like to know who wrote this drivel. You may be surprised. “The freedom that we want is not the freedom of interest-bearing banks and vast corporations and misleading mass … Continue reading →

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Now that St. Valentine�s Day is over

Posted on February 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

As you may have read a while back, the Analog Wife�s brother, Everett, is stationed at Camp Anaconda, Balad Airbase in Iraq with Delta Company, 1-189th Aviation Battalion. Here is a pic of Everett as his company staged in the … Continue reading →

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What he said

Posted on February 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

Ian at the Inoperable Terran said the following, “Good news from Iraq. Because you won�t hear it elsewhere.” Did you know that 47 countries have re-established their embassies in Iraq? Did you know that the Iraqi government employs 1.2 million … Continue reading →

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Something Unconstitutional This Way Comes

Posted on February 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

Watch out for this, FEC May Tighten Restrictions On Internet Political Activity The Federal Election Commission next month will begin looking at tightening restrictions on political activities on the Internet, ROLL CALL reports Monday. The FEC is planning to examine … Continue reading →

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