Author Archives: Professor Booty

Those ‘Civilized’ Europeans

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

Those lovable french folks ring in the new year in their own special way….. Vandals torched a total of 333 cars in France during New Year’s celebrations, according to official figures released at the weekend – an unpleasant annual tradition … Continue reading →

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More Useless Information

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

This isn’t just ANY BBC story, it’s their ‘100 things we didn’t know this time last year’ list. #1 Popped out at Rodger of Curmudgeonly & Skeptical fame, 1. Street brawlers sometimes arm themselves with potato peelers, according to the … Continue reading →

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PSQ

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

Public Service Question…. My mom and my Aunt were going through the last of the personal effects from my great uncle Roy’s estate and found boxes of stuff from his memberships in the Shriners and the Masons. And she has … Continue reading →

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A bit ‘o redecoratin’

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

You may have noticed a couple of things have changed around these parts as of late. I recently (and not so recently) got a couple of e-mails and such asking about font color and size and page size and the … Continue reading →

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Kewl

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

That is the only word to describe this. Senor Mollbot paid off and picked up his Remington 700 PSS this weekend! And don’t he look like a proud papa! He should have his post on it up at What Hath … Continue reading →

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Why isn’t this all over the front page?

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

AKA: Oh, THAT liberal media! The soldiers are asking Rumsfeld some very hard to answer questions but, for some reason, they don’t want to plaster these ones all over the place like what happened with the planted armor question. Q: … Continue reading →

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By Ourselves, For Ourselves: Part 3

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

Well, hello there! My apologies for skipping the week between Christmas and New Years. I figured that I had left you with $200-$1000 in stuff to get taken care of in the first two installments, so we could take a … Continue reading →

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Ignorance in full view

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

John @ Some Poor Schmuck asks “Does part of the preparation for taking a seat on the Oregon Court of Appeals involve having your brains sucked out and replaced by sawdust?” My answer; Nope, they just hit you repeatedly over … Continue reading →

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Up to her old tricks

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

California Senator and hopolophobe, Diane Feinstein, has a new bill out and is looking for help in getting it passed. To dismantle increasingly violent street gangs operating nationwide, U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., said Wednesday that she’ll reintroduce a sweeping … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year, Thoughts from the Left

Posted on January 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

Because, in the mind of the left, all Republicans are hateful bigots, Kos puts up this, And says “Here’s something for your favorite Republican culture warrior — a little gay bashing, a little Europe bashing, and some twisted bible verse … Continue reading →

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