Author Archives: Professor Booty

Truth or Subterfuge?

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Mike at Sworn Enemy finds a report from a Gallup survey that says gun ownership has fallen from 47% of homes in 2000 to just 40% in 2004. This hit me as a shock, because I know that gun sales … Continue reading →

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Count ANY Vote: Part Shestnadtsat n Odin

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Translation: Part 16.1 I just want to add this to what I wrote yesterday. It seems that the Repubs are having a handwriting expert take a look at the signatures on a few selected ballots from King County. OK, more … Continue reading →

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Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

How sad for them…. A handful of House Democrats plan a long-shot effort to snarl President Bush’s formal re-election by preventing Congress from counting Ohio’s pivotal votes when lawmakers tally the electoral vote on Thursday. No one expects the action … Continue reading →

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Canada Can’t Get It Up

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Canada has disaster response teams called DARTs that they wanted to send off to help with the tsunami relief. But they couldn’t. Problem, the supplies the teams require weighs 600 tons and they only have enough serviceable aircraft to haul … Continue reading →

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Like a rat in a trap

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

An insurgent was caught planting bombs under vehicles in Baghdad on Monday. I think I’m liking the Iraqi version of ‘street justice’ right about now. In Reutersland, this guy is only ‘a suspected insurgent’, even though he was caught red-handed. … Continue reading →

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Those eevviill capitalists!

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

Always keeping the little guy under their bootheels! Ignorance shrouds capitalism’s profound impact on reducing poverty It should come as heartening news that 2004 was one of the most prosperous years in history. Not because the U.S. economy grew by … Continue reading →

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What, are they prejudiced against hippies?

Posted on January 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

I wouldn’t fault her, because I am too. Minorities Leaving? Eugene, OR – Eugene’s first diversity manager… who is also the local NAACP president… has resigned from her job and is moving out of the area. City officials say they … Continue reading →

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Massive Gun Posting

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

First up, I was looking through my Miday USA mailer and saw these 50 round 10/22 mags on sale for $26! I know they’re not $15 like they were before the AWB, but this is truly cool beans! But I … Continue reading →

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Count ANY Vote: Part Shestnadtsat

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

In new Washington State Gubernatorial Election developments, the Repubs think they have found the smoking gun. KIRO7 News – State Republican Party leaders say they’ve found 8,400 more ballots cast than the number of voters registered in the state’s five … Continue reading →

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I meant to post this yesterday

Posted on January 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

But I got caught up in other stuff… Ed Lynch’s “You might be a Liberal if…..” You think that if someone is getting richer, someone, somewhere, must be getting poorer. You think that Rush Limbaugh�s listeners are mindless �dittoheads,� but … Continue reading →

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