In Soviet Russia, Censored Maps Fool You!

Oh wait, make that America. My bad.

I mean, really, censoring maps?

If a road is not visible on the Government’s published map, it is closed to you, Citizen.

Jesus Christ, this bureaucratic nonsense is getting spookier by the day.

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4 Responses to In Soviet Russia, Censored Maps Fool You!

  1. Mollbot says:

    That seems utterly ridiculous to me.

  2. Can you say, “Revenue Enhancement Measure.” I sure can.

  3. Kristopher says:

    They wont install gates because the four wheel drive enthusiasts very deliberately sue them for failing to do an environmental impact statement for each gate.

    So this is their attempt to close these roads anyway.

  4. Windy Wilson says:

    This will get people lost! To have roads that aren’t on the map will make it next to impossible to locate oneself on the map.
    I seriously doubt this is what Alfred Korzybski meant by, “The map is not the territory” when he invented General Semantics.

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