“…banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.”

I hadn’t seen this before. It’s a couple of years old now.

To: John Hinckley

From: Kim du Toit

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Connie and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.

We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

Kim and Connie du Toit

PS: While you have been incarcerated, a guy from Chicago named Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know.

Wherever you are, Kim, all the best.

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One Response to “…banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.”

  1. That old hack. The original joke was circa 1990 or so and it was Reagan writing a letter and granting a pardon. I can’t remember who was banging Jodie in that version though.

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