Three from Chuck

GBR-V wasn’t the same as GBR-IV without Ziegenfuss there. Genius? Wisdom? You make the call:

I don’t want these three back. A cool half-million isn’t a ransom, it’s a huge tax on their families–a tax on them for raising, and then unleashing on the world, three people who are so colossally stupid that they deserve to languish in an Iranian prison. …

It’s farcical for Iran to claim they are spies …Our spies are all people who pose as journalists for the New York Times, Newsweek, and CNN. You’d think the Iranians would know that. That’s why these “Journalists” have such an anti-America slant on their stories, so they can buddy up to these governments to spy on them. …

We should tell the Iranians that if they don’t release the prisoners by Thursday, then we will launch a shuttle mission with a payload of 50,000 pounds of a single, solid piece of Iron, with steering fins, and we’ll drop it right on Tehran. No muss, no fuss, nuclear-megaton sized damage, no radioactivity (maybe). Best part is, now that NASA has “retired” the shuttle missions, we can use all of them as our new fleet of B-3 Bombers. Just a few of these–bombs that cannot be stopped, that cause no environmental or long lasting harm, bombers that cannot be shot down, and soon we’d see the world tremble when the State Department rattled its saber.