Monthly Archives: December 2009

Your Existence is an Affront to Gaia!

China and Canadian Editorialists agree: A worldwide one child policy is key to stopping Climate Change The “inconvenient truth” overhanging the UN’s Copenhagen conference is not that the climate is warming or cooling, but that humans are overpopulating the world. … Continue reading

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It’s like magic

A Hockey Stick turns into a Heartbeat. Almost like it’s showing us a cycle or something.

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Imagine that!

There was race-politics behind the effort to keep bilingual instruction in California! Who’da thunk it? In 1998, Californians voted to pass Proposition 227, the “English for the Children Act,” and dismantle the state’s bilingual-education industry. The results, according to California’s … Continue reading

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Porcine Aviation

Color me struck with awe: An honest to goodness MSM reporter supporting your civil rights! The best gift for a law-abiding citizen this Christmas might be a concealed-weapons permit. Even though Fresno police always are putting out press releases that … Continue reading

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SOCOM II Christmas

Click to embiggen. These things are rarer than hen’s teeth — this is the first one my FFL’s seen since summertime when my brother and I pleaded with them to find us a new-in-box SOCOM II. (My Rache was obtained … Continue reading

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The Soundboard: Quote of the Day Edition

First, the quote Our first jam was maybe a half an hour long. But I knew after the first two or three minutes and I was like, holy shit, this is the best fucking band I’ve ever been in! Dave … Continue reading

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Cooties

Did you know Republicans had them? Me neither. But apparently enough of the leftists at “Election Assistance Commission” think they do. So you’ve found the right candidate for the job.  He’s got a long history of exemplary service, familiarity with … Continue reading

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It’s ready to be fit for a brassiere

All apologies to Judge Juggs, but our worries that the Obama Administration’s Jobs Summit would be a bust have been proven correct. Labor Secretary Hilda Solis said her agency will seek to enact an array of 90 rules and regulations … Continue reading

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National Insecurity

I hope that whomever hired this woman is feeling insecure about their job right about now. Prosecutors don’t understand how a fugitive wanted in New Jersey worked for the Homeland Security Department in Georgia despite a nationwide alert for her … Continue reading

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So wide, you can’t around it

So low, you can’t get under it. So high, you can’t get over it. Ahh-Ahhhhh, can’t get over it. Those eevviill Jooos are at it again. Did I say Jooos? I meant Egyptians. Egypt has begun constructing a huge metal … Continue reading

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