My goodness, I see that just about everywhere in the US is warm and/or damp.
Not to brag, but I’ve gone off again and went to a little place in the South Pacific with a new friend to try and cool off (and yes, I’ve gotten a replacement pair of shorts with me since my last pair were cut to ribbons).
Miss Bethany, on the other hand, doesn’t own a pair of shorts. At least not to my knowledge.