As I mentioned yesterday, I met a number of ladies during my time in Ireland last week and not all of them were A-List material. Yesterday’s was due to a minor physical oddity, today’s B-Lister is because of a personality flaw.
I met this lady through a mutual friend we had on the island. I asked him for someone who met my standards to show me around the island and, unfortunately, he took that to mean someone who could ‘Show Me A Good Time’.
Elsie was leading me on a Distillery tour of town and while she was beautiful, she was lacking in what most would to call “Social Graces”. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t demand that the women I hang out with be Judith Martin diciples, but yelling profanities at the soccer players being broadcast over the television screen while at a distillery tasting is just rude. And that was just one of many faux pas she made.
After a while, she started to notice how I was disturbed about something and asked me about what was the matter. I kindly explained how I was used to a little more decorum when out about town town, a bit of contsructive criticism she took rather well, but then explained that that was just who she was.
I told her that that was all right with me, just so long as she didn’t go running naked through the streets.
My mistake for putting thoughts in her head
Oh well, at least you all got to see the photo. Although, I don’t know that I’ll ever be welcome back at that hotel after our little game of cat and mouse in the lobby.
Have a good rest of the weekend,
Professor Booty