The football season, of course. And not that other “football” that is only entertaining when the ladies of the Occidental Tush Institute Varsity team play it.
In reference to the sentiments in the closing of my post from yesterday, things have only gotten worse around OTI. It all started just before lunch in the North Dorm where two of the girls went at it in a rather entertaining, but possibly dangerous, lingerie-flinging cat-fight.
When the Dorm Mistresses were finally able to get the two apart, the each of the girls made threats and, because of OTI rules, we had to ask them to leave the grounds for the next ten days. This is a standard suspension and as long as the two don’t have any problems off campus, they’ll be let back and their records cleared at the end of the school year.
Ms. Cassandra made reference to the fact that Ms. Bonita will need to sleep at some point in the near future.
Ms. Cassandra went to stay at one of OTI’s beach cabins not too far away to cool off because, while they live at seperate ends of the 3rd floor, we had to take what she said seriously, even if it was said in the heat of the moment, after the threat made by Ms. Bonita.
To be specific, Ms. Bonita said, and I quote from the report,
“I’m gonna rip Jerome Bettis’ nuts off like a paper towel!”
Her affinity for the Seattle team was unknown to us. Her hair color is in constant change, so we didn’t catch the blue reference, which started about three weeks ago.
Ms. Bonita was also offered a cabin at a different location, but she refused and took off on her motorcyle. Her whereabouts are currently unknown since the state police took this picture of her after pulling her over for speeding, but the Steeler’s security people have been notified and we doubt that she’ll be hard to spot. If you see her, make sure you don’t have any black and yellow on or you may suffer the fate she has set for Bettis.
There are also OTI security personnel watching Ms. Cassandra’s cabin.
I just hope that was the worst of it.