Superbowl Saturday

Howdy everyone! It’s the Professor once again and I have just one question for you; “Are you ready for some Booty?”

I certainly hope so, because I need help to know who to root for. As you all know, I’m much more into topless volleyball than I am major league sports involving men, so I know of the teams, but I don’t know bumpkis else about what is going on tomorrow.

On the one had, we’ve got the Kid, who doesn’t seem to be much of a football fan, but he is in Seattle, so he’s got to have some wish for his town’s team to win this.

And on the other hand, we’ve got David, another fellow poster of RNS fame, who has been rooting for the Steelers since childhood.

I don’t want to start any interblog rivalries here, but I’ve assembled two of my students who are from the home towns of each of the teams playing in what I’ve heard called “The Big Dance”.

Hey, it’s sweaty men running around in a grass field in tights, if they break out doing the watoosee, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Myself, I prefer to to go buck than ever put on skintight fabric.

But back to the girls, I am letting them wear their team colors, but no logos.

Up first, for the Seattle Seahawks: Ms. Kanji

Ms. Kanji’s parents have season club level seats in the new Qwest Field stadium and have had season tickets every year, going back to 1984. She says that she bleeds blue and green, and would gladly do so for her team to win.

Let’s all hope it doesn’t come to that.

Next up, for the Pittsburg Steelers: Ms. Megan

Ms. Megan hasn’t spoken much these last two weeks, especially when Ms. Kanji is in the vicinity. Then, it is mostly growls. Ms. Megan has this logo tattoo, that, while I know all tattos are painful, oh my goodness, I would have only done that to someone to extract national secrets from them.

So there you have it folks, let the games begin.

I know that I will have to split my time between two dorms tomorrow, as putting these two ladies in the same building during the game could be like two Beta fish in one bowl.

Beautiful, but someone’s gonna die.