Sometimes my Google searches provide unexpected results. Today I found a post about a Santa Clara Law Review article entitled Legal Tales from Gilligan’s Island.
It’s not bad, as law review articles go. That is, it doesn’t have much substance to it, but it’s copiously footnoted. If you haven’t yet learned the amusement value to be found in academic footnotes, well, this is a good place to start.
Oddly, I was searching for Jessica Simpson pics. I had a reason! My wife stated, upon seeing the Super Bowl Pizza Hut commercial ad nauseam, that Simpson’s breasts “weren’t all that big.” So of course I sprung into action. (A week later, but hey, I’m busy.) I wanted a nice profile shot to show my wife that, although Ms. Simpson’s breasts may not be big in absolute terms, when seen relative to the rest of her body, they’re a decent size.
All this effort will probably be met with a snort and some comment about my geeky nature. Hey, I yam what I yam.
Hat tip: Eye of Polyphemus.
UPDATE: Due to popular demand, here’s the pic I found when searching for “Jessica Simpson” in Google Images:
Â
… not the best profile shot so far as boobs are concerned, but it does the trick.
Also found this one, from her USO tour in Iraq:
Professor Booty Update: Fixed. Try it now, gentlemen.
Your loyal readers might like to judge Jessica’s boobs as well. Not that I haven’t on a semi-regular basis, but, you know, one more couldn’t hurt.
Hehe… entertaining read. Good call!
Could we get better/larger/linkable pics, please? Those thumbnails of Jessica are small and kinda hard to look at.
Atta boy, I am happy now.
First she was sexy, now she’s sexy with a rifle. I’m in lust!
Pingback: Random Nuclear Strikes » Kind of Like a Post from the Professor
The Corporation McDonald’s Corp. temporarily removed from the ingredients of their sandwiches in the U.S. tomatoes. This is due to the risk of acquiring these vegetables salmonellosis. Tomatoes will cease to be in a sandwich until American authorities have not identified the source of infection, reported the official representative of McDonald’s Denmark Praud. At the same time, a network of fast-food restaurants continue to put small cherry tomatoes in salads, because cases of salmonellosis infection after using them for food fixed.V not currently due to contamination of salmonellosis in 16 American states, hospitalized for at least 23 people. The Office for quality control of foodstuffs and medicines USA (FDA) identifies the source of disease. According to preliminary data, the source of contamination could become some sort of tomatoes. During his negligence, he demanded compensation of $ 10 million McDonald’s Corp. is the world’s largest network of fast-food restaurants, it is represented in more than 100 c
ountries around the world. The network has 30 thousand restaurants and daily serves more than 47 million visitors. Net profit corporation in I quarter of 2008, grew by 24% – up to U.S. $ 946.1 million, revenues increased by 6% and amounted to $ 5.6 billion.
Romantic relationships and human robot – are no longer subject for science fiction. For several years they will become our reality. Under such an attitude meant not only mechanical sex. “I am talking about the love relationship that will be possible between man and robot in the next 40 years,” – said David Levy, author of “Love + sex with robots, we have an international conference. “Robots will have emotions, feelings and personal qualities. They can… they may even love you, like other people. When the robot you say” I love you “, this will mean exactly what he said, “- continues scientist. “Robots as a sexual toy should appear on the market in the next 5 years – predicts Levy. Something like updated dolls, which now beaten all the sex shops.” Such models will have special sensors in which robots will publish “inciting sounds” when a person will deal with them “erogenic zones.” At the same time creating a robot like this partner, took much more time and require a lot of knowledge. “Love relationship – that’s
quite another thing. In these respects the most important are completely different things. And the most difficult of all – is communication.” “But I am sure that after 40 years, or maybe sooner, the robot will speak with whom you will be much nicer than with another person,”