With inspiration from Og the Neanderpundit’s most recent installment of ‘Crapper-Blogging’, key phrase “NOT A FART, NOT A FART, NOT A FART”, I bring you some info found on the back of a 12 Pack of ‘bathroom tissue’ this morning when I found the magazine rack in The Throne Room empty.
Safeway guarantees that your family will be satisfied with Softy Ultra tissue. If you are not, return the unused portion to your local store for a full refund.
I just had to wonder why they had to stress to bring in ‘the unused portion’.