Hello everyone, my name is Dr. Lucius Thai. I am an Adjunct Professor of Skirt Theory at Gams University. As you have probably guessed by my name, I work in the Thigh and Calf Studies Department at GU. My thesis which garnered me my current position was in determining the proper lengths or lack thereof in skirts in proportion women’s legs.
Like Professor Booty, my career field has lent me the opportunity to help aspiring models succeed in their chosen career. I have had many students, some of whom you may recognize, go through my courses and become famous in the modeling world.
Now, while I do happen to know about “The ASSignment� that Booty has gotten himself wrapped up in, I cannot tell you all about it just yet. He has agreed to let me take over for him here until he is ready to resume his duties.
To say he agreed, would actually be an overstatement. It is more along the lines of the Kid telling Booty that if he can’t show up reliably, he was going to set fire to the Professor’s photographic files and work books. Since this would ruin, Booty, the Professor relented and will be back in the next couple weeks.
In the meantime, I have agreed to substitute for the Booty (unpaid, I might add, you cheapskate, Kid) so that I might disseminate my theory amongst the readers here for their betterment and my ability to finish off paying the Professor back for the massive drink tab I helped him run up during this last February’s Carnival celebration in Rio.
Today I’d like to show you a error some women make when choosing a skirt.
Too Short
OK, technically, there is no such thing as a skirt that is “Too Short”, but in the public world, this would not be smiled upon.
At least not by 51% of the populace.