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Muslims Demand Permanent Seat on UN Security Council

In the face of the intensification of Islamophobia in the West, I have seen it as a duty to launch a campaign against this detestable phenomenon, and We have approached the United Nations Human Rights Committee in Geneva in this connection. We succeeded to have the Committee adopt a resolution prohibiting defamation of religions, in particular Islam, as well as linking it with terrorism. We also took the campaign to the United Nations General Assembly asking it to make efforts in this regard. In the same vein, we went to the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, and managed to convince it to place the matter in its agenda and admitted that defamation of Islam has become a fundamental challenge in the field of human rights in Europe.

Since the enlargement of the Security Council has become a pressing issue in the agenda of the United Nations, we have made extensive efforts in concert with the Islamic Group at the United Nations in New York to ensure a permanent representation for the Muslim world in the Security Council. For the Muslim world, that is one fifth of the world’s population, cannot remain excluded from the activities of the Security Council which assumes a fundamental role in keeping security and peace in the world.

Mwahahahahaha!

Yeah, sure guys. You just need to take care of a few things first:

Every single country in your ‘Council’ to must stop the disfigurement and murder of females

Every single country in your ‘Council’ must lose their insatiable hatred of Judeo/Christians.

These are just the first two. Check back for more, that I’m sure the folks who stop by will be able to think up.

Found at the Interested Participant