Good Weekend All!
Professor Booty once again at the keyboard. I just want to let you all know, during this holiday weekend, that my students aren’t just models, they are also dedicated public servants.
Each of my students meust perform 10 hours of community service per sememster in order to get a passing grade. This service can be any number of things, but it has to be approved through my office. I have had students work in the nursery of the local hospital, do anti-drunk driving spots at events and donate their time to soup kitchens.
This last semester, one of my students started up something truly original that I believe she may be able to turn into at least a part time money making profession.
You see, she tests out the ergonomics and safety of strip club stages.
She is doing this in her free time now, but as you can see, she will be graduating soon and will be applying for a business license shortly.
She just needs a name for her business before she can file her final paperwork.
Since she will be a one-woman OSHA for strip clubs, I was thinking “OhhhSHA”, but that may be too risque.
What say you?