Cervical Laminectomy

So, I’ve not been posting much because in two days, my Mom goes under the knife for spinal surgery. That would be a hairy item to face in any event, but in this case the procedure itself is pretty astonishing to me.

Mom was pretty active and independent in her youth (and still is) — to the point that if something needed lifting, she’d just lift it rather than wrangling her husband or one of her boys into doing it. Place your hand on the back of your neck, then trace down to your shoulder. Feel that continuous line of muscle? Well, when you lift something with your arms, instead of your back and legs, the pressure ultimately runs up that muscle line to your cervical (neck) vertebrae. Over the years, you can end up crushing a disc or two from accumulated pressure.

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In my Mom’s case, she also has some bone spurs growing towards her spinal column from the inside of the front half of her cervical vertebrae. If nothing’s done, they’ll eventually push on or poke into the spinal column itself and paralyze or kill her.

Now, the normal thing to do in this situation is go in and clean out the bone spurs, then put everything back the way it was. But because the spurs are not very accessible in her case, that can’t be done. So instead, the docs are going to remove the back half of her first four or five vertebrae, and then close her up. This will give the spine room to move as the bone spurs grow. They’ll also fuse a couple of the vertebrae to make up for the loss of bone-mass support.

What’s boggling my mind is that after the surgery, there will be nothing between the back of her neck and her spine except an inch or so of skin and muscle. But apparently, this is a pretty common procedure, and people heal up just fine.

Ain’t modern medicine wonderful?

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Just Say “No”

You’re driving home from a long and crappy day at work and you’re pulled over for speeding. You’re tired and not in the best of moods, especially since you know you’re probably gonna get fined.

You’re polite and respectful with the officer, but perhaps a bit short with your answers.

The officer, taking offense to your not so lengthy answers, asks you to step out of the vehicle so that he can search your car.

Just say “No”

Driving 11 miles over the speed limit could cost one man more than a quarter-million dollars in cash.

The 35-year-old British Columbia man was pulled over Friday on northbound Interstate 5 near Northgate Mall for driving 71 mph, State Patrol spokesman Jeff Merrill said. The man, who had a valid Canadian driver’s license, had a difficult time explaining where he was going and how long he had been in Washington state.

The trooper, a nearly 20-year veteran who asked not to be identified, became suspicious and asked to search the man’s Honda Accord for “any criminal activity,” Merrill said. The man agreed.

The trooper found two suitcases in the trunk, including one that contained $276,640 in U.S. currency. When asked about the cash, the man launched into an elaborate tale about winning the stacks of dollar bills at casinos in Washington, California and Nevada, Merrill said.

“He was super-vague and evasive,” Merrill said. “He admitted his own stories sounded ridiculous.”

The trooper was unconvinced that the money was obtained legally, especially since the man couldn’t produce any receipts, Merrill said. The trooper confiscated the cash, gave the man a warning about speeding and released him.

Granted, my scenario is different from the one on the news story, but only by a little bit.

The officer says that the guy’s answers were “vague”. So were the reasons for his request to search.

While driving up to go purchase Buddy the Jeep this weekend, it was my brother and I in my F150 rolling up I-5, not exactly doing the speed limit. Two 30+ year old males covered in tattoos, one of whom was carrying $3000 in cash.

I had just gotten off from working a 13 hour day and was looking at probably having to go in over the weekend to finish up the week. I had been up for 20 hours and could have used a shave a shave.

If I’d have been pulled over and a trooper had asked me to step out so he could search my truck, he’d have had to go get a warrant. I do not have a single moment to waste on some cruiser jockey looking to stereotype my ass and take my legally obtained cash because he “thinks” I might be up to no good. He’s gonna have to prove it or I’ll have his goddam hat to wipe my ass with.
While the guy in the story was quite possibly up to some shady business, the officer had no legal reason whatsoever to confiscate his cash, if it weren’t for some ignorant laws making it legal to confiscate it.

Like fish to bait, dangle that green where they can see it and they’ll make you work to get it back.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/25/07

Found at Samizdata the other day.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

H.L. Mencken

I am interpreting this to mean not the actual institutions themselves, but the people who hold those positions of power, as well as their actions.

What say ye?

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Can’t be a bad sign

At least until they arrive.

It seems that the UN has deemed Iraq safe enough for their pansy-asses to come back in.

The UN is ready to broaden its activity in support of Iraq, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has said.

Mr Ban said at a key meeting in New York the time for determined action on Iraq had come, but that a greater UN presence would need better security.

The UN withdrew most of its staff in 2003 after a bomb killed its top envoy and 21 others but Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki says he can now guarantee UN security.

Iraq, its neighbours and major donor nations are attending the meeting.

The UN doesn’t go anywhere that isn’t safe enough for them to at least steal a few hundred thousand dollars from.

During the run-up to General Petraeus’ testimony, the leftists on the web and the TV and the radio were going nuts calling all of his statistics lies, and rather blatantly, calling him a liar.

Let’s see if they argue with the UN.

Nevermind, I’m sure the line will be that Bush “duped” them into believing it was safe to go there.

Though I must admit that I am almost as afraid for the children of Iraq as I was during the actual invasion.

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He Ah-Mad man

Ahmadenijahd spoke at Columbia University yesterday.

I may have missed it on the news so fill me in if I’m wrong here but, I don’t remember hearing about anyone storming the stage and throwing a pie at him. Or even storming the stage at all. Hell, he didn’t even get a crowd shouting down his redirected non-answers.

I guess I shouldn’t find it strange that the student body of Columbia University find Ann Coulter and The Minutemen more threatening that the man who wants to nuke the Judaism of the planet.

And how did the left-o-sphere take to him?

FireDogLake blog first-stringer, TRex, thought up a joke

Q. What’s the difference between George Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

A. One is a super-scary totalitarian religious fundamentalist nutjob and the other…has a really nasty beard*.

(*And I don’t mean Laura.)

OK, even I laughed a bit at that last line.

Another FDL first stringer, Scarecrow, is mad at Scott Pelly of 60 Minutes

CBS 60 Minutes interviews President Ahmadinejad, who seems a better listener than the idiot who interviewed him. My take: The Iranian has much to answer for, but Scott Pelley was so arrogant and insulting in his questioning, prejudging expected answers before hearing them, that it probably convinced the Iranian that it is pointless to talk to Americans. I wouldn’t waste 5 minutes with CBS’s Scott Pelley. Where are the adults? Where is Christiane Amanpour?

Yeah, that is is just what America needs to see, Amanpour figuratively going down on Mahmoud on the television.

Also from that last link, Ezra Klein and Glenn “The Puppetmaster” Greenwald, as well as Juan Col in his usual whine.

I guess you have to actually invade a country to get the dander up on these folks. Repeatedly yelling for Israel to be wiped off the face of the planet and funding proxy wars just doesn’t do it for them.

Over at the dKos Animal Farm and Petting Zoo, they were making a day of it.

They posted the video of him speaking

They complain about the way the media is ‘handling’ his visit

They even hosted a poll asking which person would make a better President of the United States: Bush or Mahmoud.

Btw, as of this writing, 35% of the Kossites have voted for Ahmadenijad.

Remember, and tell every one you know, that not only do these people consider themselves the reasonable center of the Democrat Party, but the Chairman of the DNC, Howard Dean, does as well.

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OMFG!

Belgium is leading by example. Belgium!

In Belgium, it is business as usual. Trains run, the prime minister greets visiting foreign leaders, social security benefits are paid and the country’s famed bureaucracy functions unabated.

If everything seems normal, it is – bar one glitch. Belgium has no new government, 101 days after a general election.

Since it won independence in 1830, the country has had trouble keeping itself together. Now, concerns are growing that the Franco-phone Walloons of the south and the Dutch-speaking Flemings in the north will finally split. While Belgium bears few visible scars of political impasse, disagreements over state reform have left negotiators unable to form a centre-right governing coalition since the election on June 10.

No new legislation. No new regulation. No new nothing coming out of their legislative houses.

Please, I can only hope for so much here in the US.

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The New Ride

On Saturday morning I drove up into the neighborhood surrounding the University of Washington to meet with a guy named Joseph about the possible purchase of his Jeep Cherokee.

After getting stuck in traffic because of an inspection taking place on the I-5 Ship Canal Bridge my brother and I arrived at Joseph’s place and the inspection began. Underhood, undercarriage, top, bottom, inside, outside, front and back. When the vehicle passed all those inspections, no leaks, no damage, the test drive began.

Y’all weren’t kidding when you said the 4.0L was a grunter. Over the hills, through the valleys, up the interstate and across town, we drove for 30 minutes.

We arrived back at Joseph’s place and the haggling began. I won. I knocked 25% off his asking price and he countered with minus 12.5%. I subtracted 6.25% from that and our total was agreed. It helped that I had a wad of Ben Franklin’s in my hand at the time that he couldn’t take his eyes off. It always does.
The papers were signed the deal was done.

I’d like you all to meet Buddy.

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Buddy is a 1993 Jeep Cherokee 2-door. He has a 5-Speed and 4WD capabilities. He came with the roof rack you see in the pics and near new (10K) wheels and tires. He just rolled over to 132K this weekend and came with all the service records including a recent professional maintenance service of the transfer case.

Joseph was the second owner and bought it from a friend of his parents two years ago. I was kind of sad to take it from him as he was selling it for tuition (Biology major). I’ve heard the story of guys selling their first car while in college, but I’ve never actually been the buyer.

He was sad to see it go, but I promised him I’d take very good care of it and that truly seemed to make him a bit happier.

UPDATE: Just got back from the trusted mechanical facility. I seem to have missed a slight bulge on the low side of the upper radiator hose in my inspection ($34 installed). Also, a noise that I thought was the fuel pump, was the fuel pump (I assumed it was a lack of floor insulation in Jeeps). It’ll need to be replaced sooner rather than later ($300 installed).

Other than that, flying colors folks.

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Hoplophobia Press

AKA: The Seattle Times

Almost a week ago I posted on the anonymous Oregon teacher who is fighting for her right to to defend herself from her stalker ex-husband at her workplace, a high school in Medford, OR.

Last Friday, The Seattle Times Editorial Board, as a whole, wrote a piece which flatly states that her right to be safe and legally carry her concealed pistol on her person at her job on public property is less important than making sure that students at the school never have to come within 100 yards of a gun they don’t even know is there.

Sympathy for an Oregon high-school teacher with a restraining order against an ex-husband ought not extend to allowing her to carry a gun to school.

The Medford School District teacher, known as Jane Doe in court papers, wants an exception to the district’s policy against guns on school property so she can carry her Glock 9-mm. The answer forthcoming from a Jackson County Court judge ought to be a resounding no. The teacher’s fear of her ex-spouse deserves a compassionate response — one that doesn’t lead to pistol-packin’ teachers.

The school could beef up security. Or the teacher could be given a paid leave while sorting out her personal problems. The restraining order could be strengthened or broadened for maximum protection.

There are solutions that don’t require a gun in the classroom. The teacher has a concealed-carry permit but that doesn’t give her the right to bring a gun to class.

If teachers fearful for their safety can carry guns, what about other school employees, or students fearful of the playground bully? Exceptions could create a school climate that is dangerous and distracts from education.

And the editorial descend into the farthest known reaches of inanity from there.

Nevermind the Times’ strawman of ” Fearful Students”. Students aren’t 21 years old and students cannot get a concealed carry permit.

And how much stronger can a court make a piece of paper? I would truly like the Times’ editorial board to tell me. “Stay Away” is about as strong as the legal language gets. And again, it is a piece of paper.

Restraining orders expire. Glock 9mm pistol and the will to stay alive do not.

Talk about the politics of fear.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/24/07

For those who haven’t noticed as of yet, Frank J of IMAO has been posting Daily Fred Thompson Facts for a while now.

His Friday edition on the topic of Amahdenijahd’s wanting to visit WTC Ground Zero makes today’s RNS QotD

In the Fred Thompson administration, there will be no need for the leaders of terrorist states to visit Ground Zero; Ground Zero will be wherever they live.

Frank J

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Correction: Minor

Back near the end of June, the SCOTUS hit a home run and struck down the racist forced bussing policy of the Seattle School District. For those that don’t remember, the district was busing students from one end of town to the other in order to make sure that the schools were “properly racially integrated”.

They used a formula of tiebreakers that were nearly solely based on race to determine who went to the better schools in the district. You could literally live within a block of the top high school in the district and have your teenager bused to the other end of town to a lesser school because of his or her race.

I said in this post that the district spent posiibly tens of millions of dollars to defend their racist policies. I was wrong.

The law firm David Wright Tremaine was supposedly doing the work “pro bono publico”.

I say supposedly because they presented the Seattle School District with a bill for $1.8 Million last week.

And now the people who were all for defending the racist policy are up in arms that a law firm may want a bit of compensation for seven years of legal counsel that went all the way to the SCOTUS.

All I have to say is that when you write and defend a policy that is morally wrong, you deserve to get billed for your stupidity.

All the district had to do was agree that the policy was wrong and stop forcing it down people’s throats and there would have been no $1.8 Million bill. The winners paid their counsel. The district should do the same.

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