And since we’re posting vids

You can watch the Top Gear boys attempt to kill a Toyota SR5 (to us, HiLux to them)

No embedding allowed, so

Here is Part 1

Part 2

and Part 3

Personally, and while I do love every Toyota I’ve ever owned and still want one, I do believe that given a diesel version of Buddy the Jeep (so that it didn’t explode when set on fire) that a Cherokee like mine would do just as well. Which is why I bought it.

When riding in the late model suburban of Dave the GM Guy while at Boomershoot, I noted that Buddy was practically primitive as you could get without going back more than three decades in comparison. He doesn’t even have intermittent wipers (and even the HiLux had those).

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Will Ferrell may do a great impression

But I don’t think he could be as funny as the real Trebek

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
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You have 32 days left

To let your thoughts be known on the issue of concealed pistol carry in your National Parks (do remember that they are yours).

A proposed change in federal gun rules would allow people to carry concealed firearms in national parks and wildlife refuges in states where such weapons are permitted. The proposal is now open for public comment.

The change, promoted by the U.S. Department of the Interior and some U.S. senators, would cause national parks and refuges to adopt the same concealed gun laws as those governing similar public lands in the states where they are located.

With concealed firearms banned in North Carolina state parks by state law, gun rules would likely stay the same in parts of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park and the Blue Ridge Parkway.

Park service officials are waiting until the close of the public comment period on June 30 before taking a stance on the proposal.

You can place your electronic comments here

Or you can write to them at the following address

Public Comments Processing, Attn: 1024-AD70
Division of Policy and Directives Management
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
4401 N. Fairfax Drive, Suite 222
Arlington, VA 22203.

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Adding it to the list

Daniel McCarthy at Reason reviewed the new book Pure Goldwater

Even though the names on the cover of Pure Goldwater are those of Barry Goldwater Jr. (son of the senator) and John W. Dean (military academy friend of Barry Jr. and later a key Watergate figure), this book is not written by either of them. In fact, it’s that rarest of artifacts within the vast body of literature by and about the 1964 presidential candidate—a book that, unlike more famous works such as The Conscience of a Conservative, was actually written by Sen. Barry Goldwater himself. Well, sort of.

Starting in 1939, when Barry Jr. was born, Goldwater pere intermittently kept a private journal. At first the idea was that the stray thoughts he recorded might be of some use to his son: a guide to business matters in case Goldwater died before his offspring could learn the family trade of managing a chain of Arizona department stores. From the beginning, though, Goldwater included much more than just business advice. He filled the journal with his observations and feelings about the land and people of Arizona. He recorded his experiences as a pilot in World War II. Most important for history, he put down his inner thoughts about his political career: 28 years in the U.S. Senate, interrupted by the most influential failed presidential bid in American history.

As the title says, I’ll be adding it to my order list. Link to the book itself, here.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 05/30/08

Upon hearing the news that District of Columbia’s keynote politician of ill-repute wants the tax payers to pay for a new $150 Million soccer stadium.

Of course, at Marion Barry Stadium you won’t see signs like, “Watch for batted balls.” Instead, they’ll say something like, “Please do not snort the midfield line.”

Extreme Mortman

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The more things change

Last night I was chatting with one of the night shift drivers who had immigrated here with his family from the Crimean region of the former Soviet Union. The topic started with gas prices and wandered its way to how the eco-socialists are primarily to blame for the problem.

I introduced him to the term “Watermelons – Green on the outside/Red on the inside”, and he told me some Russian history.

Czar Peter I (aka: Peter the Great) installed a number of new taxes upon his subjects while in power to pay for all the “Great” things he was doing for them (excellent Navy) and for himself (extravagant palace built in a swamp).

One was a soul tax, which everyone had to pay or go to prison. Being non-religious and believing that people didn’t have souls would not save you from having to pay this tax. Instead, you would have to pay a “religious dissenter” tax.

He also created a tax on fireplace chimneys, claiming that the smoke sooted up the towns and was a general nuisance. After the tax was laid down, people began knocking down their chimneys to roof level and capping them, or simply not putting up a chimney on newly constructed homes, so as to not have to pay the tax. But because it is and always has been cold as fuck in Russia, they still needed fireplaces to be able to heat their homes.

Homes built or modified in these times have a strategically placed window so that the smoke that was still pouring out the fireplace but had somewhere to go. As you can imagine, black lung type sickness was a very common killer, as was entire families going to bed and never waking up.

It is not uncommon for the airflow to get a little stagnant here in the tri-county area of western Washington. Whenever that happens the local dotgovs enact a burn ban: no outdoor fires and no fireplaces, woodstoves, etc. unless it is the primary heat source for a residence.

Whenever these bans start getting more common, like in November/December, some jackass pipes up in the editorial section of a local paper spouting that homeowners should have to pay an added property tax on their fireplaces and woodstoves, or have to pay for a permit to use them, because they are “so bad for the environment”.

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There was a reason

I called him Fuckabee.

Mike Huckabee, all around pillock, utterly confuses Libertarians with anarchists and doesn’t even attempt to not look like a Christian Socialist in this interview posted at the HuffPo.

Republicans need to be Republicans. The greatest threat to classic Republicanism is not liberalism; it’s this new brand of libertarianism, which is social liberalism and economic conservatism, but it’s a heartless, callous, soulless type of economic conservatism because it says “look, we want to cut taxes and eliminate government. If it means that elderly people don’t get their Medicare drugs, so be it. If it means little kids go without education and healthcare, so be it.” Well, that might be a quote pure economic conservative message, but it’s not an American message. It doesn’t fly. People aren’t going to buy that, because that’s not the way we are as a people. That’s not historic Republicanism. Historic Republicanism does not hate government; it’s just there to be as little of it as there can be. But they also recognize that government has to be paid for.

If you have a breakdown in the social structure of a community, it’s going to result in a more costly government … police on the streets, prison beds, court costs, alcohol abuse centers, domestic violence shelters, all are very expensive. What’s the answer to that? Cut them out? Well, the libertarians say “yes, we shouldn’t be funding that stuff.” But what you’ve done then is exacerbate a serious problem in your community. You can take the cops off the streets and just quit funding prison beds. Are your neighborhoods safer? Is it a better place to live? The net result is you have now a bigger problem than you had before.

I know of not one single libertarian leaning Republican, or even a big-L Libertarian, who advocates the emptying of the jails to lower the tax rate.

In fact, every person of that political stripe that I’ve ever met or spoken to firmly believes that one of the very reasons necessitating a government at all is a police/court/incarceration system. The Constitution lays the ideas out and the Bill of Rights lists our human rights protections from the government, precisely because government is the only body capable of running a system even remotely fairly.

They may not like police officers, or they may not like how we lavish prisoners with things like free HBO cable and extensive fitness equipment, but they believe that government is the one to take up these tasks as part of “insuring domestic tranquility” and “promoting the general welfare”.

The only reason this blather even got printed period is because he was talking to fellow socialists, of the non-Christian variety mind you, and the fuck-all they know about Libertarian ideals gets spoon-fed to them by the likes of Randi Rhodes.

Remember, this is the idiot that thought the “Fair Tax” was a smart idea and tried to pimp it on a national stage. If I had one wish that I could make come true today, I would waste it on having every person who voted for this smoker of primate-pole, this throwback to Rockefeller Republicanism, to punch themselves in the nuts once an hour for the next twenty four. The tears will make them easier to spot so that sane people can berate them.

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The Soundboard: Share and Share Alike

I shared music with David, now he will share it with you. And to top it off, I’m going to share some more.

David really liked this track from the Afghan Whigs’s 4th studio album: Gentlemen
Debonair – Afghan Whigs

As I’ve written before, even if I hear just one song from these guys, I have to go and listen to their trifecta of Gentlemen, Black Love and 1965 albums. Not that that bothers me in the least bit, though.

And since I’m not quite sure that the disc I gave to David has it on their, I’ll toss this one out from the album: 1965

Blame, Etc.

Enjoy

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The Neverending Discussion

The back and forth over the ineffectiveness of the 5.56 M855 cartridge hit the AP wire yesterday

As Sgt. Joe Higgins patrolled the streets of Saba al-Bor, a tough town north of Baghdad, he was armed with bullets that had a lot more firepower than those of his 4th Infantry Division buddies.

As an Army sniper, Higgins was one of the select few toting an M14. The long-barreled rifle, an imposing weapon built for wars long past, spits out bullets larger and more deadly than the rounds that fit into the M4 carbines and M16 rifles that most soldiers carry.

“Having a heavy cartridge in an urban environment like that was definitely a good choice,” says Higgins, who did two tours in Iraq and left the service last year. “It just has more stopping power.”

Strange as it sounds, nearly seven years into the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, bullets are a controversial subject for the U.S.

The smaller, steel-penetrating M855 rounds continue to be a weak spot in the American arsenal. They are not lethal enough to bring down an enemy decisively, and that puts troops at risk, according to Associated Press interviews.

And on it goes from there. Just about everyone without a financial stake in retaining the 5.56 knows and admits that the cartridge is inadequate for the task and wants something at least 6.5mm in diameter, depending on their personal preference.

But, rearming a military the size of ours is something so damn huge that apparently no one wants to deal with it. It is truly sad that it is that way, but government is problematic, US army administration, moreso.

In the latter half of this article, I suppose for “objectivity” reasons, the AP includes part of an interview from a pro-5.56 former combat surgeon.

Dr. Martin Fackler, a former combat surgeon and a leading authority on bullet injuries, said the problem is the gun, not the bullet. The M4 rifle has a 14.5 inch barrel — too short to create the velocity needed for an M855 bullet to do maximum damage to the body.

“The faster a bullet hits the tissue, the more it’s going to fragment,” says Fackler. “Bullets that go faster cause more damage. It’s that simple.”

Before I get to the big reason I linked to this story, I would just like to point out that the good doctor here seems to be exaggerating just a bit. All things relative, a .17 Fireball is not going to do the damage of the standard 7.62.

But back to my main point of contention: I have heard exactly the opposite from what the doctor is saying on this particular branch of the discussion. That the shorter barrel reduces the velocity, slowing the projectile down just enough that it will actually stay within the body of the target and deliver the full energy load to said target instead of delivering the 50-60% of a through and through hit.

To a man, the folks who’ve been on the ground that I’ve spoken with have even gone so far as to request that if they cannot have a 7.62 rifle, then they want the 14.5in carbine.

Am I the only one who has heard/experienced this?

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Head Up Ass

And full speed ahead

Garrison Keillor thinks he can see the individual trees inside the forest, but all he is actually seeing the fecal matter stuck to his eyelashes.

Three-hundred thousand bikers spent Memorial Day weekend roaring around Washington in tribute to our war dead, and I stood on Constitution Avenue Sunday afternoon watching a river of them go by, waiting for a gap in the procession so I could cross over to the Mall and look at pictures. The street had been closed off for them and they motored on by, some flying the Stars and Stripes and the black MIA-POW flag, honking, revving their engines, an endless celebration of internal combustion.

A patriotic bike rally is sort of like a patriotic toilet-papering or patriotic graffiti; the patriotism somehow gets lost in the sheer irritation of the thing. Somehow a person associates Memorial Day with long moments of silence when you summon up mental images of men huddled together on LSTs and pilots revving up B-24s and infantrymen crouched behind piles of rubble steeling themselves for the next push.

You don’t quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on Harleys. After hearing a few thousand bikes go by, you think maybe we could airlift these gentlemen to Baghdad to show their support of the troops in a more tangible way. It took 20 minutes until a gap appeared and then a mob of us pedestrians flooded across the street and the parade of bikes had to stop for us, and on we went to show our patriotism by looking at exhibits at the Smithsonian or, in my case, hiking around the National Gallery, which, after you’ve watched a few thousand Harleys pass, seems like an outpost of civilization.

Yes, he is talking about the Rolling Thunder group. Yes, he is talking about them being “chickenhawks”, despite unmistakable fact that the majority of their membership are veterans. Methinks Keillor should have tried reading the back of their vests while waiting all that time to cross the street. Though I guess it must be difficult to read looking down your nose, as he is so fond of doing.

Yes, he is an ass. But you had probably already guessed that by now.

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