I don’t speak Italian

But I think she said that she was going to fist him!

Former Formula 1 driver Riccardo Patrese gets into a Honda Civic Type-R with his wife for a quick lap, only she didn’t know just how quick a lap it was going to be. Probably not the kind of Italian you want to learn for your next vacation to Naples is spoken during the run.

Early on in our relationship, The Wife used to have the power of being able to compress herself onto the door armrest of my Supra when I’d get some velocity going. So this will bring back many a pleasant memory for her when she sees it this afternoon.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/17/08

From the Tuesday edition of the Seattle Times Letters to the Editor

Trickle-down economics is a lie. Freedom requires more than free markets. Freedom requires government. America must return to the path of Jefferson, Roosevelt and Kennedy and vote for Sen. Barack Obama.

Fred LaMotte, Steilacoom

Only in Seattle

OK, maybe not only in Seattle, but there is so much of this around here that it sure seems like the rest of the nation is sane.

If you know some libertarian type who knows that Barr is a fake and refuses to vote for McCain-Palin, show them this so as to clue them in to just whom they’re siding with.

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Some of the last men in France

Were off the coast of Somalia this weekend

French combat frogmen sneaked aboard a yacht off Somalia today, overpowered a gang of gunmen and rescued two hostages in a daring raid that President Sarkozy called a warning to pirates in the lawless Red Sea area.One pirate was killed and six taken prisoner in the 10-minute assault by 30 men from the Hubert Commando, an elite underwater unit that was founded by British-trained officers after Second World War. The dead pirate was the only one to open fire against the frogmen, who parachuted from helicopters at a distance from the 50-foot Carr d’As (Four Aces). No commandos were hurt.

Job well done, gentlemen.

Found via Counting Cats whose comments section reminds us that this Friday is Int’l Talk Like A Pirate Day. Celebrate with us here at RNS in a couple days, ya scurvy dogs.

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A bit of friendly advice

For Mrs. Nancy Pelosi:

Before you go offering flat denials of the responsibility of your party in this banking mess, you might want to check the records concerning what was being said by your party members in the halls of Congress

Among the groups denouncing the proposal today were the National Association of Home Builders and Congressional Democrats who fear that tighter regulation of the companies could sharply reduce their commitment to financing low-income and affordable housing.”These two entities — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — are not facing any kind of financial crisis,” said Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts, the ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee. ”The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.”

Representative Melvin L. Watt, Democrat of North Carolina, agreed.

”I don’t see much other than a shell game going on here, moving something from one agency to another and in the process weakening the bargaining power of poorer families and their ability to get affordable housing,” Mr. Watt said.
If you hit the link you’ll see that they were responding to the Bush Administration’s attempts to pull on the reigns of the FM twins back in 2003.

There. Now no one can say that I’ve never done anything nice for her.

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The Epitome of Puss

Tim Blair posts on how Melbourne University is going through some cost cutting measures that involve trimming the fat from the Arts Department faculty.

He does the math and discovers that these faculty members average salraies are $105,000 per year.

Which may be why, when surveyed by their union, more than 85% said they were suffering from stress.

Results of the union survey, conducted in May with more than 800 staff across faculties, show general and academic staff feel they are experiencing excessive workloads and work-life imbalance.The union said it was deeply concerned for the health and safety of staff, saying much of the anxiety was due to “ongoing cutbacks” and a policy of not replacing departed staff.

More than 40% of respondents said their workload had increased since two years ago, while 57% said they worked more than five hours’ overtime a week. More than a third said they worked more than 10 additional hours a week, with more than two-thirds of respondents reporting this was done without payment or time in lieu.

More than 85% of respondents said they were suffering from stress, reporting sleeplessness, anxiety, headaches and loss of concentration.

Blair then correctly points out that these “Academics”, supposedly highly trained, and obviously highly compensated, are saying that they are more stressed out than American combat personnel during the peak of fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan in 2004.

And yet, these “academics” consider the soldiers “dead-enders, hickseeds and dupes”.

I say we have them trade places then. Give the soldiers and Marines access to the college girls and have the Art School faculty relieve some stress by carrying a rifle. I’d even let them choose between Iraq and Afghanistan.

Oh wait, never mind. Unlike them, we’d actually LIKE to win.

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Quick, send her to Iran

Everything Jamie Gorelick touches seems to turn to shit. From our pre-September 11th, 2001 national security, to Fannie Mae, and even the Duke Lacrosse non-rape case.

Hand her over to the mullahs and tell them she’s a nuclear scientist and we won’t even have to waste one of ours to stop them. Just a mysterious mushroom cloud.

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If they aren’t going to fall for it

Why do they expect us to do so?

Results of a program using Aspen’s Canary Initiative to sell carbon offset credits to Democratic National Convention attendees are a little underwhelming.

The program, set up by the DNC Host Committee through the Denver Convention and Visitors Bureau and rolled out about a week before the convention started, raised a total of $18.34 worth of Canary Tags, offsetting 0.9 tons of carbon emissions.

I mean really, eighteen bucks and change is all the 70,000 Obama worshippers were able to contribute to “save the planet”?. I heard that the tickets to Invesco were getting pricey, but damn.

Found via SomePoorSchmuck

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The way to the keyboard is shut. It was made by those who are kitteh and the kitteh keep it. The way to the keyboard is shut.

We have had one very excellent suggestion for a name for the Tacoma Blogstation Kitteh, from David: Heller Kitteh

However, I would like to try some more on for size before making a decision.

We aren’t yet positive, as the As Yet Unnamed Kitteh is so young, but we’re pretty sure it is going to be a He. He has cowed the dogs and has discovered his ability to “Go Spidey” up a screen, so his mojo is quite powerful, even at six weeks.

AYUK is tired of me using that term, as well as Furball and Mr. Fuzzy Nuts.

Please to leave comment suggestion. AYUK thanks you.

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The Second protects the First

Local bigwig leftist blogger, Goldy of the HorsesAss blog, whines because the Seattle Times doesn’t support the coverage of bloggers under the Reporter Shield Law, facetiously claiming that they want him to go to jail for not revealing any future tips from anonymous sources he may get.

While I too would like to be covered under a Shield Law, I am glad that I get to see Goldy with his knickers in a knot.

You see, Goldy’s belief that the basic 1st Amendment protections provided by a Shield Law should extend to any individual with a keyboard just don’t mesh with his belief that there is no individual right to firearms.

And until he understands that the Constitution and the Bill of Rights exist for the protection of the individual, he can continue to pull out what little hair he has left over this issue.

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What is it about Philadelphia?

First we had Fatima Ali warning us of an impending race war if Obama’s bid for the Presidency fails.

Now we have Catherine McNicol-Stock telling all the people who live in the PacNW, including Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming and Alaska, that we live here because we are intolerant of non-whites because only five counties with those six states have a 5% or greater black population.

I’m not even going to quote this broad because 1. There isn’t an inoffensive paragraph in the entire article, and 2. I already lost an IQ point or two reading it the first time.

I would like to know just what Ms. McNicol-Stock would say if she found out that a large percentage of Kos Kids live up here, at least according to this survey from just yesterday? I’m sure she’d make some excuse for their being here.

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin points out something that I neglected to investigate on my own. It seems that not only is Ms. McNicol-Stock an idiot, she’s a university level idiot.

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