The KY Connection

You will be allowed to choose the color of your hospital style dressing gown today, but that is about the only concession you will get when Congress votes on the “Turd of Compromise” bill.

Tam found this link to the best explanation around the sphere.

Note: Not a single tax cut. Not even knocking Capital Gains down to 10% so as to try and encourage private investment.

Why did I mention hospital gowns?

You wouldn’t want to get all that goopy stuff on your pants, would you?

UPDATE: You can put your pants back on, Mr. Citizen. Just don’t go tightening the belt up just yet though. Couple more tests to go.

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Lack of Interest

Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez got upside down on her home, owing more than the home was worth. She then decided that the bank was victimizing her, because they were going to make a profit.

And instead of just paying off the loan, or refinancing the loan, or renting the house out to pay off the loan, or selling the home and taking a loss on it, that she was just going to mail the keys to the bank and walk away.

Clear, rational thinking on her part. At least in her own mind.

She also decided that blogging this experience was a good idea. She apparently saw it as good advice to others in the same situation.

If you own a house in any of the areas hit hardest by this thing, you are wasting money if you continue to pay for a worthless property. Many of us realize this, and we are walking away, mailing in the keys, saying “thanks but no thanks for this bridge to nowhere.”

First of all, unless your property is hit with an atomic radiation device, it will never be “worthless”. And even then, giving it a few decades, someone will want to buy it.

It was not easy to come to terms with this, to realize I would never recover that money. But once I did come to terms with it, I felt free, in charge of my own destiny and wallet. I was ready to walk away from the house, to propose a deed in lieu, or to foreclose if needed.

Apparently to Ms. Valdes-Rodriguez, “Never” is defined as longer than a couple years.

After all, the bank loaned me $450,000 – and will end up making $600,000 on the deal, from my down payment, a year-plus of on-time mortgage payments, and the home sale for $405,000. But I will still be penalized. Make sense to you? Me neither. But oh f****ng well. The system is broken, and no one but Barney Frank seems to give a s**t about people like me.

First point of error: The bank did not get her downpayment. They did get her “year-plus” of payments, and so probably got around $36,000.

Second point of error: Barney Frank wouldn’t give half a rat’s asshole to save her from her own stupidity unless said fraction of asshole belonged to someone else.

Third point of error: It makes perfect sense that someone so ignorant and self-centered as she is SHOULD be penalized for her actions. Anyone who can do basic math and has a sense of self-responsibility knows these things.

So, think about this. I played by the rules. The banks did not. And, here I am, not only losing a massive amount of money, but being punished on my credit report for a housing transaction that, in the end, makes money for the lender.

She never quite gets around to pointing out exactly WHERE the bank broke “The Rules”, though I suspect that it is a combination of Ms. Valdes-Rodriguez’s own confused idea of what “The Rules” are and her own need to be a victim that caused her to write that line.

You can try to click on the above link to go to Ms. Valdes-Rodriguez’s website and read the entire diatribe, but you will fail unless you click this link (Alisa, The Internet Never Forgets). If you only click the first link you will see where she has deleted the post and declared anyone who disagrees with her or finds her to be a Grade-A Imbicile to be a “fascist”.

So have fun laughing, you fascists. Here is her main website.

Found via The American Thinker and 4 Right Wing Wackos

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Among the Living

Thanks to everyone for all the well wishes over the weekend. I seem to be on the upswing, having put the rout to my headcold’s attempt to move down into my chest.

I knew there was a reason I picked up a gallon of cranberry juice a week or so ago.

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It’s Official

I am a snot faucet.

I don’t get sick too often, but when I do, I am down for the count.

And this one is whipping me pretty damn well. The advertising done on the topic of soft facial tissues are all lies.

There is no such thing.

My nose will more closely resemble Michael Jackson’s very shortly if this doesn’t let up soon.

So count me out for today and maybe even tomorrow.

Hopefully, you all are doing better.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/26/08

Ancient history, by blogosphere standards, but no less funny than when I first read it.

I just want to point out that Kletter’s ‘easy access’ to a vagina enables her to ‘quickly and easily’ have sex with ‘as many random people’ as she wants. Her possession of an unregistered vagina also equips her to work as a prostitute and spread venereal diseases. Let’s hope Kletter is as responsible with her equipment as most gun owners are with theirs.”

David Demming – The Oklahoma Daily – 2000

Background here, though I’m sure you get his drift.

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The fix is in

No, I haven’t heard any salacious news coming out of DC on their giving our future taxes away, but MC at the Protein Wisdom Pub has discovered that someone is clearing Wikipedia of the info I mentioned at the end of the post below.

He has a screencap from Monday and a screencap from Tuesday.

Like he says: What a difference a day makes.

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Cut to the Chase

As you’ve probably already heard, JPMorgan Chase snatched up all the profitable portions of Seattle based Washington Mutual for a slick $1.9 Billion.

Not bad when you look back a couple weeks ago and remember that they had previously offered $8 Billion for the whole kit and kaboodle and were told to take a hike.

And yes, that means the unprofitable remnants of WaMu belong to you, me, and the FDIC.

I may have just a bit of an idea as to how this happened

1 Family + 43 Mortgages = $2.7 M in likely lender losses since 2007

Since 2007, one California family reportedly bought and sold 43 properties with the help of at least 43 mortgages from Washington Mutual that added up to a total of nearly $25 million.

Now, the lender is likely to take a $2.7 million bath on six problem properties among the 43 transactions concerning Vijay and Supriti Soni and other family members, reports the Orange County Register.

Among them is a Santa Ana home for which the couple paid $440,000 in July 2007, before reselling it five weeks later for $660,000 to their family gardener and handyman, the newspaper recounts. WaMu financed both transactions and in July 2008 foreclosed on the home which, according to the trustee’s deed, is worth $220,000 less than the mortgage balance.

An investigation reportedly is ongoing into the situation. WaMu, like many other lenders, apparently did not focus before issuing the mortgages on potential red flags, including a resale, or “flip,” of a property within 90 days of purchase, and the parties’ criminal background, the newspaper writes. “The Sonis had been convicted in 2003 of numerous felonies for a real-estate-fraud scheme. WaMu checks criminal backgrounds of loan originators, such as outside mortgage brokers, but not borrowers.”

It is as though they were begging to be ripped off. I would be curious to see how many more examples like this there are, though I’m sure we’ll never know.

And if the LameStreamMedia doesn’t get off their asses and report on this story, America won’t won’t know that the guys who started the StupidBalltm rolling are the same ones who are currently arguing with the House Republicans over how to give as many deadbeats your future tax dollars.

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The Soundboard: I got nothin’

So I’ve not been able to unstick myself from talk radio of all types for the past week and haven’t really found anything that I NEED to post (which is usually how this works).

So here are a couple of random selections from some of the bumper music I’ve heard throughout the week.

Because everyone needs some Edgar Winter

Rick Derringer – Rock and Roll Hoochie-Koo

This track was released 17 days after I was born. It may be that reason, or how they mixed the bass up top, but this has always been one of my all time favorite songs. I don’t know why, what with all the crap that today’s bands make covers out of, this one doesn’t get covered more.

The Hollies – Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress

And going back a bit farther

The Temptations – Get Ready (Live 1966)

Enjoy!

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/25/08

Never Forget

Say it with me: The New Deal prolonged the Great Depression. In fact, if anything it was the New Deal itself that made the Great Depression “Great.” By 1938 one in six Americans were still without jobs. It wasn’t until WWII, when FDR started describing himself as “Dr. Win the War” instead of “Dr. New Deal” that America finally started to lift itself out of its state-imposed economic stupor.

Jonah Goldberg

I haven’t said anything about The Stupid Bailout Plan around here because I don’t think I need to. Any money that goes from The Fed to The Street will be a waste, and anyone with two braincells to rub together already knows that. The RNS regulars have way more brain cells than your average lurker.

First, repeal Sarbanes-Oxley and the CRA. Next, seeing as how they’re now suddenly solvent, sell off Fannie and Freddie and AIG and any other miscellaneous crap crap we’ve bought up. Give it a few months and look it over. In the meantime, set rules for loans that give concrete definitions of who is above-prime, who is prime and who is sub-prime. Let the market attach the appropriate risk to each loan.

And then mandate that the government can never again get involved in the mortgage business.

It is government’s fault we’re in this mess in the first place. Yes, punish the leaders of industry who did illegal things with jail time. The ones who did stupid things get punished by not getting paid. But the ones who need the most punishment are those with the words Senator and Representative as titles.

Hopefully, and if this is a just world, that will happen in 40 days.

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Only in California

Well, probably not, but we can hope

Solar Panels are Vanishing, Only to Reappear on Internet

Solar power, with its promise of emissions-free renewable energy, boasts a growing number of fans. Some of them, it turns out, are thieves.

Just ask Glenda Hoffman, whose fury has not abated since 16 solar panels vanished from her roof in this sun-baked town in three separate burglaries in May, sometimes as she slept. She is ready if the criminals turn up again.

“I have a shotgun right next to the bed and a .22 under my pillow,” Ms. Hoffman said.

Police departments in California — the biggest market for solar power, with more than 33,000 installations — are seeing a rash of such burglaries, though nobody compiles overall statistics.

Exactly who is using standard bolts to attach something as expensive as a solar array to the outside of a house?

Fools, that’s who.

This is the 21st Century. There are so many different fasteners one could use to bolt expensive items down, that it seems just plain stupid to use a 1/2in bolt or a Philips-head screw, or hell, even a Torx-head screw to do the job.

Mine will be two stories off the ground and aren’t even purchased yet and I’ve already picked my method of attachment. They’ll have to get up there with a air-powered tool grinder to get them off. Rivets will seem like Legos.

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