The Soundboard: Tax Day Edition

I don’t TeaBag. I PotatoSack.

Seriously though, I know that most of the people out at the protests today are very likely employed. But couldn’t one of the organizers of one of the three protests within 50 miles of me have thought to make their gathering an all day event? Seriously, how the hell am I supposed to work tonight if I’m up all damn day waiting until 1200 or 1300 for the event to start?

C’mon people! Those of us with jobs don’t all work during the day, nor do we all get lunches between those hours.

(Bitch session over)

Today is April 15th. The last day to file your federal income taxes (unless you were granted an extension).

So if you’re like me and can’t attend a TEA Party, get out there and buy a new firearm (or at least some ammo) to show the fed that you know how to take care of your business and can use the money that you’ve already snatched back from them (they call it “borrowing”, interest free I might add) to go shopping today.

If you need something to play whilst traveling to your favorite retailer of firearms and firearm supplies and accessories, I do believe that this will cover the sentiment most folks aim at the government on this day.

(Utterly and Completely NSFW)

For your downloading pleasure.
Bitch, I’m Broke – Cody ChestnuTT

From the Headphone Masterpiece album

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Shocker!

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No, not that kind of shocker.

I’m just finding it facetiously shocking how the left is responding to the DHS report on “Rightwing Extremism”.

After spending years writing about how anyone who at any time supported BushMcCheneyHitlerburton was a “fascistgunnutzealot”, they feign surprise that anyone on that side of the political aisle might be offended at being portrayed by their government as dangerous.

Local hatemonger, David Neiwert, is in full on Cleopatra-mode with his “Well, if you want to tie yourselves to radicals, I won’t stop you” after spending thousands of hours of keyboard time telling anyone who’ll listen that Republicans want to put liberals in detainment camps and kill anyone to the left of the liberals. Hell, he coined a phrase for it “Eliminationism” and recently got a book published on that exact premise.

You know, people like the member of The American Legion, who the racists at the Southern Poverty Law Center list as a “hate group” because the Legion feels that immigration laws work best when they are enforced.

There are even people now wondering if well known places such as, oh I don’t know, TEXAS, are going to be classified as “Terror States”

Islamic extremists’ acts of domestic terrorism were recently given the dignity, by Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano and President Obama, of being classified as man-made disasters, and abroad, the “war on terror” has been reclassified as an “overseas contingency plan”. But an entire non-Islamic class, or perhaps by extension entire states, according to the report, are not afforded such considerate and cordial titles if they are anti-abortion, tend to harbor returning soldiers stationed in the Middle East, aid and abet the reintegration of military personnel into civilian life within their borders, are anti-illegal immigration, are anti-gun control, possess Christian views, are against high taxes, and are opposed to the overreaching power of the federal government.

And unlike one discussion I got into yesterday, I won’t feel any better if the DHS did a report on “Leftwing Extremism”. I can read about that every damn day. Just one example:

Faculty and staff at ASU have taken a lot of heat over this issue. Laurie Chassin co-chairs the ASU Honorary Degree Committee along with Christine Wilkinson, but she is on sabbatical this year and is not involved in this year’s evaluations. According to a source within the administration, she reportedly received death threats after this story hit national news on Thursday. An ASU spokesperson said they started receiving hate-email within minutes after the story was published on Huffington Post. Crow’s office was barraged with so many calls that many went straight to voice mail.

Lovely people they have over at the HuffPo. I wonder how they’d take getting classified as a “terrorist supporting news agency” like Al-Jazeera? And yet, as vindictive as I want to be, I know it won’t help things if they did get classified as such.

It is just that it is only the middle of April and since just the beginning of this year I’ve been called a likely terrorist by two government agencies because of my politics, during which another government agency has had the audacity to change the term “terrorist acts” to “man-made disaters”.

And then they wonder why we’re a bit ruffled.

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I can think of a different offense

What is it with Scotland as of the last few decades? The socialism has apparently sunk in quite deep up there. Where do they find people like this?

Homeowners who do not to take action to improve the energy efficiency of their properties should be treated as criminals, one of the country’s most influential environmentalists said last night.

Dr Richard Dixon, director of WWF Scotland, believes tough measures are needed to force people to cut their use of fossil fuels and thinks governments should consider making it a crime for members of the public not to take measures such as installing cavity wall insulation.

He also said he thought failing to put in energy efficiency measures was “as antisocial as drink driving”.

Dr Dixon said: “I think it should be a crime to be wasting energy. It’s clearly a moral crime against the climate, and I think we should be having a discussion about whether it should become an actual crime.”

I think it should be illegal for someone who wastes that much oxygen to speak.  Hit the link and see what else he thinks should be banned.
One one end of that island we have a group who wants to criminalize haveing more than two children, and on the other an idiot who wants to criminalize leaky windows.

All of them are oxygen theives.

Found via Nick @ CCinZ

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Why you carry a trunk rifle

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RNS Quote of the Day: 04/14/09

In the spirit of the season

The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rodgers

True, but taxes will make you wish you were dead.

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Too many rights

Via Joe, I found this link to FDR’s “Four Freedoms” three of the four have since led to a mindset spewed by those who inhabit today’s “Progressive” culture.

They are:

Freedom of Speech and Expression

Freedom of Religion

Freedom from Want

Freedom from Fear

Of course, today’s liberals/progressives ditch the second one when Christianity is the religion in question. “The separation of Church and State” to them means that no more than one child at a time can say grace in the lunchroom without a full on counseling session afterward.

They also seem to believe that the Freedom of Speech includes the destruction of private and public property. “Violence” is only considered such when it is person to person. Lighting their home on fire is hunky-dory. The homeowner shoving the arsonist out of the way to get a hose to put the fire out is “violence”.

I take down the progressive thinking lines of the last two fictional “freedoms”, but Sean Flynn does so much better than I could and in far fewer words over at Joe’s place as his  QotD.

All of that discussion led me to remember to post this NYT piece from yesterday about Justice Clarence Thomas at a dinner sponsored by the Bill of Rights Institute.

The event, on March 31, was devoted to the Bill of Rights, but Justice Thomas did not embrace the document, and he proposed a couple of alternatives.

“Today there is much focus on our rights,” Justice Thomas said. “Indeed, I think there is a proliferation of rights.”

“I am often surprised by the virtual nobility that seems to be accorded those with grievances,” he said. “Shouldn’t there at least be equal time for our Bill of Obligations and our Bill of Responsibilities?”

He gave examples: “It seems that many have come to think that each of us is owed prosperity and a certain standard of living. They’re owed air-conditioning, cars, telephones, televisions.”

Those are luxuries, Justice Thomas said.

And indeed they are luxuries. Things that one owns because one has earned them. They are not necessary in order to live, only to live more comfortably.

In order to earn these luxuries, one has to fulfill certain obligations (holding down employment) and take care of certain responsibilities (peaceful cohabitation in society).

However, Steve Benen of the Washington Monthly’s Political Animal blog takes exception to Justice Thomas’ words

It’s not at all encouraging when one of the nine members of the Supreme Court complains publicly about a “proliferation of rights.” I hesitate to even wonder which protections Americans currently enjoy that Thomas would like to see taken away.

In fairness, I should note that I didn’t hear the full context. According to the NYT piece, Thomas went on to complain that “many” Americans have to come to believe “they’re owed air conditioning, cars, telephones, televisions.” He forgot to tell us to stay off his lawn.

All kidding aside, when Thomas said there’s been “a proliferation of rights,” was he talking about a perceived “right” to modern amenities and conveniences? If so, I’m afraid the high court justice doesn’t know what a “right” is. After all, when was the last time you heard someone above the age of 14 claim the “right” to have 10,000 BTUs and a 50-inch flatscreen, as opposed to say the “right” to vote or to a fair trial?

Well, I can easily remember the whining “survivors” of Hurricane Katrina complaining about some of these exact things. I can also remember that during the looting of New Orleans, and in other similar scenarios such as the Rodney King riots in South Central Los Angeles, those among the media were justifying the actions of the looters with words oddly resembling the language of these being “rights”.

As just one example, this permanently unemployed woman seems to believe she lives in a “slum” because her apartment (paid for with taxpayer monies) has a back door squeaks and a slow drip in the faucet. Notice the 60 inch television sitting atop her hardwood floors in her “slum” apartment.

Contrast that with things that Steve Benen believes are “rights”, such as “free” health care and “affordable” housing. Giving him the benefit of his delusions, just how far behind does any sane person believe that the demanding of “luxuries” will be if his “progressive” ideas become law?

I apologize for all the scare quotes throughout the last few paragraphs. I just wanted to climatize you before dropping this bomb:

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a report that will please people like Steve Benen and David Neiwert. It states that if you believe in the Constitution and admire other items of our nation’s founding, that you are probably a subversive threat to the security of the United States.

I don’t see too many rights or too few rights. What I do see are certain “old” rights being put on the back burner and other, “new” rights brought to the front.

They’re calling it “Progress”.

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Look! Across the sphere!

Sharper then Jim Bowie’s shaving knife!

More momentum than that of John Henry’s 8lb sledge!

It’s a brief! It’s a post!

It’s David Bernstein’s first class fisking of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s words in this NYT article on “why SCOTUS Justices should take foreign law into account more”.

Ginsburg: Why shouldn’t we look to the wisdom of a judge from abroad with at least as much ease as we would read a law review article written by a professor?

Bernstein: Well, that depends. If, for example, the issue is interpreting a clause of the U.S. Constitution, and the law review article is about the text and history of the U.S. Constitution, and the “judge from abroad” is writing about the E.U. Constitution, or international norms, or moral theory, then there is very good reason one would “look to the wisdom” of the American professor, and not to that of the foreign judge.

I doubt very much that You will enjoy what else she has to say, but it is well worth your time to see what we’re going to get with whatever multi-culti Obama nominates, if he gets the chance.

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Two Words. One Exclamation Point.

Go Navy!

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I’d also like to take a moment to give some props to President Obama whom, it is currently being reported, told the brass to do whatever they needed to do to get Captain Phillips out safely and stepped off their coat tails. I’m sure that he’ll say something in the not too distant future that is utterly and completely stupid so as to not make it seem like the US believes that it is OK to kill pirates. But until that time, Good job!

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When your opposition takes the moral high ground

You should not have them arrested as it tends to give their case and cause strength.

But don’t tell that to Mayor David Green. He’ll probably have you arrested.

The mayor of Duncanville, Texas had a member of the city council arrested last Tuesday for speaking out against the use of red light cameras during an official meeting. The incident took place during the discussion of whether the city should spend $59,000 to make street repairs. Mayor David Green recognized Councilman Paul Ford to speak on the contract item.

“Thank you,” Ford said. “I want to let you know that earlier this evening during briefing, Mayor Green threatened me that if he told me to stop talking and I didn’t, he’d have me arrested, and I want to let you know what I told Mayor Green.”

Green became outraged and shouted, “Mr Ford, you are out of order. You are not recognized Mr Ford. You need to cease right now.”

While Green yelled, Ford continued his brief statement without stopping.

“Unlike those thousands of people who are getting red light camera tickets, I will have the opportunity for a jury trial. It will be a jury of my peers and I will confidently put my fate in their hands. And now I’m going to discuss agenda item number three. I will vote against it, and here’s why.”

Before he had a chance to explain that the city could find the money for those necessary street repairs by cutting the city manager’s salary from $179,000 to $160,000 and reducing payments to local chambers of commerce by $40,000, Police Chief Robert Brown grabbed Ford. Ford repeated several times the statement: “Chief Brown, I will not leave voluntarily, but if you believe I am violating the law by discussing this agenda item, I will submit to arrest.”

Brown did not respond. Mayor Green had the audio of the city council video tape turned off as Brown dragged the councilman out of the chamber. Ford ended up hospitalized from injuries sustained during the arrest.

Lovely fellow. I’m sure he mother loves him dearly.

And I’m sure that he will burn in whatever hell he believes in.

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Hand in the piggy bank

“Government isn’t interested in making a profit off of people’s health care. What could go wrong?” say those in favor of socialized medicine.

Let me count the ways.

Oh never mind, I can’t count that high

The Washington attorney general’s office says a state health case manager used her position to funnel money to her own family.

The Federal Way woman, Sarah Matovu, and two members of her family pleaded not guilty Thursday in King County Superior Court to charges of theft and making a false statement to Medicaid.

She worked in the Division of Developmental Disabilities in Kent and was trusted to authorize care for patients with cerebral palsy, autism and mental disabilities.

$20 says she loses her job and gets a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile, someone else sees the flaw in her plan and improves it to funnel money to their family.

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