That is one hellaciously funny fake commercial

The above is a quote from me, after watching this

Found via the AoSHQ

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Human Females Evolved to Give Sex for Food

I didn’t say it, he did:

…The food-for-sex contract thus depends on what Lovejoy calls “the most unique human character”—ovulation that not only goes unannounced to the males of the group, but is concealed even from the female herself.

Jamie Shreeve, Science Editor, National Geographic Magazine

Read the whole fascinating thing below:

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Good T-Shirt

Murdoc found a good one.

My sentiments exactly. Preorder here. 

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Tha Soundboard: Wife Inspired

The Wife found this on In Demand while surfing the DVR and kindly showed it to me during dinner.

If you like The Doors, you’ll possibly have mixed feelings about it. I don’t, so I think it’s hilarious.And here Al gets together with JibJab to tell us all about everyone’s favorite pooftah, Charles Nelson Riley.

On a related note, The Wife can’t stand Weird Al, or Huey Lewis and The News. They each play songs that make her slightly violent. Every copy of “I Want A New Duck” I’ve ever owned has mysteriously disappeared. My thinking is that she is destroying them before I get the chance to play it near her, because if I did so, she’d have to kill me.

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There are many degrees of Stupid

The first degree is when your organization gives tax and legal advice to a pimp and his prostitute for their plans to open a brothel full of teen and pre-teen hookers in the country illegally.

Another degree, somewhere near the top of complete and utter stupidity, is not listening to the lawyer you hired to look for areas where your organization could get into trouble when she tells you that you employ some very unscrupulous individuals.

But whether you try to implement some or all of these recommendations, there must be someone committed to follow-up. There must be a review mechanism, and a means of holding people accountable after any final decisions are made. If you do not make some hard choices now and ensure they are carried out, they almost certainly will be made for you.

David may have to double-check my translation from the above legalese, but I think I’ve got this one handled.

Translation: You hired some real dirt bags. Straighten out their shit or people you don’t want looking up your pooper will be doing so in short order.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 10/02/09

So true that is needs to be posted.

Environmentalists are good at identifying problems but poor at identifying feasible solutions. Most often they don’t try to work with us but against us, giving aid and comfort to those opposed to the sovereign decision-making of tribes.

Joe Shirley, Jr. – President of the Navajo Indian Nation

Mr. Shirley and the Navajo tribe, as well that Hopi Tribal Council have banned self-proclaimed “environmentalists” from entering their reservation because the “environmentalists” are trying to screw the tribes over because the tribes contract with private companies to mine the coal deposits on their land.

This is killing me with joy, because after all the hype surrounding the “Native Americans” and how they were the “first environmentalists”, one of the last things the eco-socialists is going to say is that the tribes don’t care about Mother Nature.

Either they’re going to have to break down and say it publically, or the eco-socialists are going to have to admit how extreme they themselves are. Which will cause a different sort of breakdown.

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Never Before

Have so many words said something that so few will say is so smart.

Naomi Klein interviews Michael Moore, and titles the article “America’s Teacher”.

I think that reading it would kill any H1N1 viruses that may be inhabiting your body.

But I think there is more of a chance that your head will explode first.

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The Soundboard: Postponed Edition

I’m at a complete loss as to what to post today, and unless the muse slaps me across the face, I’m prolly not going to find something for tomorrow on my own.

So, leave suggestions/video links in the comments and we’ll see how we fare.

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Good News/Bad News

Wonderful news crossed the gunosphere yesterday with the announcement that SCOTUS had granted certiorari to McDonald v. City of Chicago. Even more good news was that Alan Gura, hero attorney of the landmark DC v. Heller decision and GBR IV featured speaker, would be arguing the case on behalf of the plaintiffs.

The Chicago gun ban challenge will likely be among the most closely watched constitutional law cases in decades. At stake is not just the question of whether the Second Amendment secures the right to arms against state and local governments, but also the extent to which the Supreme Court preserves individual liberty against encroachment by state and local governments.

However, we did also receive some bad news.

An opinion released today by the Arkansas Attorney General says “no.” Like most states, Arkansas allows adults to obtain a permit to carry a concealed handgun for lawful purposes, after passing a background check and  safety class.  Like a few states, Arkansas prohibits licensed carry in “Any church or other place of worship.”

In short, the AG opinion says that there is no Free Exercise violation because the statute does not (at least facially) hinder the exercise of religion. Further, the statute is one of general applicability, and does not single out religion for different treatment, because the Arkansas concealed handgun license (CHL) statute also bans CHL in some other locations. The opinion suggests that what these disparate places have in common is that they are likely to be crowded.

There is no Establishment Clause violation because the CHL in churches ban does not appear, facially, to favor one sect or denomination over another. (The AG opinion and this post both use “churches” to include synagogues, mosques, and all other houses of worship of various religions.)

Washington is unlike Arkansas in that my CPL does not become inactive when I enter a house of worship, as it does when I enter a business establishment that serves alcohol, a building that acts as a court of law, or a campus sponsored by school district.

It is bad law all the way around and the sooner we’re done with it the better. Unlike the other locations, at least the court houses are required to provide a safe storage location for my pistol after I walk through the security theater barrier.

Oh well, at least it is on someone’s list of “Things To Do”.

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I stand happily corrected by Tom. Having read the Revised Code of Washington on the subject (Chapter 9.41 of the RCW), I cannot find where it states that carrying on church property is not allowed. I will be reviewing the paperwork accompanying my CPL, as soon as I can find it, for that is where I am positive I read my misinformation.

Corrections to the above text have have been made.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 10/01/09

Just one of many “But, but, but, he said…” moments that Obama voter, Ms. Althouse, has been having as of late.

Why slam those of us with great health care benefits? We worked for it. We earned it. And we’re the middle-class people Obama said he wasn’t going to hurt.

Ann Althouse

And that is just the title to the post. It gets better (or worse, depending on your point of view) from there.

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