Awesome Kitchen Knives

For years I’ve made do in the kitchen with my Hibben throwing knives (right). With their thick blade they’re more than a bit unsuited for fine slicing. Yet I persisted. Why? No, it’s not because aikido dude used ’em in the battleship galley in that movie. I got my knives years before that showed up in theaters.

No, it’s that I like all-steel tools in food prep. That means handles too. For me, the first consideration in a tool is: it must be easy to clean.

Well, you want easy-to-clean? Here ya go. A.G. Russell’s Hocho folders, below. I thought it would be annoying to have a folder, but I’ve ditched the other knives in favor of these.  When the blade is covered, as here, it not only keeps it sharp, it keeps your hand wandering in the drawer from getting cut. Safe in a kitchen with kids running about. And did I mention the blades come from the factory razor-sharp?
I’ve been using these since Christmas and the Hibbens are being banished to the outdoor grill. A.G. Russell has made the PERFECT kitchen knife. Buy some. 

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Even More Rotten Apples

Seems like folks don’t take kindly to me making fum of their pretty computers.

Fine, I’ll make fun of the company instead.

But this one is not kind at all, and in fact may upset a few with its graphic-ness, so it is going below the fold.

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Doing wind power right! …or at least doing it better.

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbines (HAWT), the giant propellers that dot the landscape in various parts of the country, are just about done.  Technologically, we’ve pretty much hit the limit of size & efficiency given the current state of the art.  Also, economically, and politically, HAWTs are just barely viable since they are expensive to build, erect, and maintain, and each one needs a rather healthy footprint of land, just to make a rather small amount of power.  However, there is another wind-power option.

Vertical Axis Wind Turbines (VAWT) require a fraction of the foot print, are much easier and cheaper to construct & erect, and a whole lot easier to maintain.  They are not individually capable of producing as much power as a HAWT, but, we are learning, that a cluster of VAWTS, positioned correctly, can collectively surpass the efficiency and power output of a HAWT, without being an expensive eyesore.

It is still unlikely that industrial scale WT installations of any type will be capable of providing base level power, but a small cluster of VAWTs could very well be an attractive rooftop option for a Wal-Mart, or an industrial site, or a business park, to help offset their energy costs and impacts.

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Calguns Fighting Song

Not official at all; I just made it up.
To the tune of Surfin’ USA:

If California’s rude gun laws
Were ‘cross the U.S.A.
Then everybody’d be fightin’
Like californ-I-A
No bans on full-cap maggies
Or scary rifles, too
The legal team’s got tans and Ray-Bans
Calguns is leadin’ the way!

Bouncin’ back from Silveira (Calguns, Calguns, Donate Today!)
To the Alameda County line
Ten years with Nordyke, then Heller
Now McDonald’s gonna let us shine
Cue up Ms. Sykes and Mr. Pena,
Bigotry has had its day

Californians are fightin’
Citizens not subjects we say!

Right People planned us out a route
We’re gonna take real soon
Lawsuits are filed and ready
We can’t wait for June
Incorporation this Summer
We’re on safari to stay
Tell Irwin Nowick we’re huntin’
To blow his gun laws away.

LE-Os Shall Issue CCWs (Calguns, Calguns, Donate Today!)
We’ll only have one ten-day wait
“Assault Weapons” will Sunset
“Keep and Bear” will mean what it says
‘Til a short-barreled full-auto
Is in Gene’s tux at a play

Calgunners gonna be fightin’
Donate to get your rights back today!

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Interesting Analysis

Of a SCOTUS paradox, by way of Popehat.  It’s short, so go RTWT.

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I got class

This weekend was my scheduled time to register for Summer and Fall classes for “da college”.

Because I forgot most of my maths in the twenty-plus years between high school and college, I have to take yet another quarter of the Algebras over the Summer before I can start in on the Calculus this Fall.

I’ll be done with my English requirement in a few weeks, which means that I can begin to take some of my other, more interesting, “Specific Requirements” towards my Associate in Science degree. Case in point:

PHILOSOPHY 106 – Introduction to Logic

Introduces students to the quantitative techniques used in symbolic logic, including both propositional and predicate logic. Topics may include recognizing arguments, translating from a natural to a formal language, validity of arguments, logical implication, equivalency, and consistency. Satisfies a natural science requirement or, under certain conditions, the quantitative component of the basic skills requirement for AA degree. Formerly PHIL 120.

Sounds like a fun Summer Quarter to me!

Since folks seemed to enjoy it when I posted my Geography essays up, this will definitely be another class that I’ll post my essays from after the end of the quarter. Which is good, because y’all aren’t ever going to see the crap I’m having to write for my English 101 course. They bore me to death to write and I don’t want the leftosphere crying for me to be brought up on human rights violations for posting them. My apologies.

As for Fall Quarter, I had a number of choices for my non-Mathematics class. They included:

Anthropology 100 – Survey of Anthropology

Provides a basic understanding of the four subfields of anthropology: Physical anthropology, archaeology, linguistics, and socio-cultural anthropology. Units of study include evolution, culture, human biological and cultural origins, primate behavior, pre-history, language acquisition, and cultural development.

I would really like to take that one (and maybe more) sometime in the future, however, it is a “Social Science” credit and my current degree plan doesn’t require another one of those.

Then there were

English 165 – Introduction to the Myths of the World

English 183 – Literary Approaches to Mystery/Detective Fiction

English 185 – Literary Approaches to the Bible

English 187 – Paradise and Hell as Literary Concepts

Any one of those sounds like fun to me. But again, they’re in the wrong column.

My main problem here is that I plan on transferring to a Washington four year college (probably the University of Washington) and by Dept. of Public Instruction regulations they all require proficiency in a foreign language. Now, I took two years of German in high school, but that was, again, two decades ago and I currently have the same skills as JFK did in June of 1963. So I have to use my two remaining Humanities/English/Social Science credits for foreign language.

And then I have another problem: The college doesn’t offer any languages I am interested in. I want either Latin, Greek, Italian or Russian. They offer Spanish, French, German, Japanese and Chinese. So, I’m going to wait to talk to my “Official Adviser” when he comes back from getting his Ph.D at the beginning of Fall Quarter and we’ll mull over some options.

The other class I had in mind was

Political Science 200 – Introduction to Law

Introduces legal system through an examination of several substantive areas that interest both business and non-business students. Covers constitutional law, contracts, torts, product liability, and criminal law. Uses business environment perspective, but also considers general social context within which these laws have emerged. Discusses structure of American legal system and investigates sources of law for that system.

Now that is a class I could dig into over a quarter, though I may not come back out the other side with anything other than the want of a law degree (which, as I explained to Mrs. David at Boomershoot, would be a “Bad Thing”).

The online version of this course is also supposed to be taught by a “Michelle Malkin”. Hence my question last week. As of today, I am sure that it is not the Mrs. Malkin we all know, but how cool would it be if it were?

So, in order to fill up another of my “Specific Requirements” (aka: Science Req’s), I chose

Environmental Science 204 – Natural Science and the Environment

Investigates the interaction of physical and biological systems in the environment. Examines the scientific principles which are involved in modern environmental problems and issues. Scientific topics could include energy, climate, soils, water, animal studies, local plants, and the dynamics of plants and animal populations and the communities they form. For students wishing to obtain a broad picture of human activities and their relationship to basic processes of ecosystems.

Yes! Another eco-weenie class where they stuff Glowball Warmening down my throat and I vomit up frustrating essays for them to read! I had an Epic Win last quarter, and in Fall Quarter I’ll be going for a gold medal made out of drowned polar bears!

Wish me luck!

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More Rotten Apples

Continuing on from yesterday

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The Crawling

It has made the City of San Francisco even more weak kneed.

Muni has temporarily halted use of its biggest weapon against fare evasion — saturation campaigns in which fare inspectors and sometimes police officers check everyone on a bus or rail car to make sure they’ve paid up or have a Fast Pass — because some have apparently mistaken them for immigration raids.

“There was confusion surrounding the uniformed presence,” said Kristen Holland, a Muni spokeswoman. “Many misunderstood and thought it might be an immigration law enforcement program.”

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The saturation inspections were effective, Muni officials said at a hearing earlier this month. A total of 130 saturation inspections between July and March managed to check 326,293 passengers, and 3,348 citations were issued. But Holland said the biggest measure of success was that the fare evasion was dropping and most passengers were readily complying with the inspections.

But some people complained at recent Municipal Transportation Agency hearings that the saturation inspections were racist or classist, focused only at poorer neighborhoods. Others complained that because of the increased cost of riding Muni, people who can’t afford to pay don’t deserve to be harassed. For the record, the saturation inspections have been held at locations spread around the city.

You all know that I am not one to be in want of a strong government, but when you actively work to attract leftists who are perpetually offended to your city, and then whimper at their every growl, this is what you will get.

Fare Inspector: “Excuse me, but would you be kind enough to show me your bus pass?”

Typical SF bus passenger: “You’re harshin’ my mellow with your fascism, pig!”

Fare Inspector: “Sorry. Never mind.”

Found via Bill Quick

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Rotten Apples

David keeps talking that he is going to get a MacBook or some such oddball tomfoolery.

I’m going to try and dissuade him through random visual assholery.

To wit:

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It’s the truth.

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Adventures in Frozen Foods

Working nights means that you have nowhere to run for a quick bite and have to bring all your provisions for the evening with you to your fixed location.

I do a lot of sandwiches, some leftovers, and more frozen heat-em-up’s than I’d care to admit.

Most of the frozen meals barely pass as edible. As a rule, I don’t much like anything that survives being heated in a microwave, so I have stashed a little toaster oven in a box under my desk. And with this secret weapon I keep myself from botulism on the days when I don’t have time to fix myself up with something decent before heading out to the J-O-B.

For the past couple months now I’ve held myself a treat of a frozen meal for Friday nights.

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The Claim Jumper Chicken Pot Pie

The restaurant chain has a frozen foods division and they do a decent job of making high-end frozen foods which are quite edible. But this one wins the prize for actually being delectable.

Heat up the oven to 400 degrees and grab the box out of the freezer. Pull the rip strip off the end and set the pie on a cookie sheet. Toss the tin and pie into the oven for 45-60 minutes (depending on how crisp you like your crust) and go clean a rifle or something.

At the appointed time of completion, pull the tin and pie out and set it down to cool for a minute or two. Set the upside of a plate down on top of the pie, then grab and flip. Pull the bowl off the pie and dig in (be careful, it’ll hot enough to hurt).

Cubes of chicken, peas, carrots and celery in a white sauce so tasty you won’t know whether to use a fork or a spoon. The top crust that is now on the bottom is perfectly crumbly and absorbs just the right amount of the sauce that you’ll think it’s a dessert and now I’m drooling so much I can’t finish that sentence.

Yeah, you should try one.

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