Master Debaters

Which debate would you watch if President Obama isn’t far enough to the left for you?

The Democracy Now Debate, where Rocky Anderson, candidate for the Justice Party, and Jill Stein, candidate for the Green Party, squared off in a real time simulcast on the web.

From what I’ve heard, America’s collective IQ dropped 10 percentage points by the end of the webcast. Hopefully, when people realize that Substance and not Style won last night, we can get those points back.

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FYI

Remotely troubleshooting a Linux cluster setup by phone is a bitch.  Being forced to do it because our software runs on the customer’s cluster, & the customer’s cluster isn’t setup right, because the customer is too cheap to hire IT staff that knows what they bloody fuck they are doing with a Linux cluster, and my because HMFIC wants to look good for the customers & knows I used to do IT (& I’m pretty fucking good at it – if only it didn’t involve users…), so now I am THE Go-To guy for any support engineer with a cluster issue beyond their keen (read: any cluster issue), SUCKS BIG HAIRY DONKEY DICK!

 

That is all…

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Nice racket they got going there

In this video from Detroit, MI, a neighborhood gang repeatedly takes over a corner convenience station, scaring the clerks into quitting their jobs and leaving the store so that they can proceed to hang out in their new “turf”.

Fox 2 News Headlines

The owner calls the police, but the teens just get up and leave when they arrive and then come back when they leave. And then cause more damage to the place.

Here is the racket: The Detroit PD says they cannot put an officer there all day, which I understand, but they recommend that the owner hire and off-duty officer, at full union wages, to patrol the place.

I’m sorry, what? If I have video of these punks fucking up my store and scaring away my customers, aren’t they arrestable? Can I not then get a protection order against the individuals as well as one for their “gang” so that if they return they are breaking the order? Which would then make them a threat, so that I could then use force to deter/remove them?

No? I have to hire an off-duty officer?

OK, fuck that. I’m calling the A-Team. You can come pick up the corpses at the end of the day.

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The Great New England Vampire Massacre

It’s October, so here’s some October Country history for ya.Happened in the 1830s. Now, Bert and I had now’t to do wi’ it, you understand….

Since I’m in a Bert & I mood, here’s some Downeast Socialism.

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There Ain’t No Stealth in Space

The Space Shuttle’s little bitty maneuvering thrusters could be detected as far as the asteroid belt. Main thrusters? Pluto. Visible light, etc.

Interesting reading at the link.

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Do you like reading Sherlock Holmes?

Do you also like college-aged women?

How about college-aged women who like Sherlock Holmes?

Or, college-aged women who like reading porn in which Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are main characters?

Then have I got event for you!!!!1!!

I like all of the above and know at least one panelist who’ll be in attendance. I’ll be there.

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How does this qualify as news?

A non-fact based group does a non-fact based survey of the coverage of glowball warmening at FOX News and the Wall Street Journal and finds, low and behold, that neither news outlet is running around like children on fire screaming about how we’re all going to die because people like to drive cars and keep their homes warm and well lit.

FOX News Coverage 93% Wrong, Study Finds

Primetime coverage of global warming at Fox News is overwhelmingly misleading, according to a new report that finds the same is true of climate change information in the Wall Street Journal op-ed pages.

Both outlets are owned by Rupert Murdoch’s media company News Corporation. The analysis by the science-policy nonprofit Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) finds that 93 percent of primetime program discussions of global warming on Fox News are inaccurate, as are 81 percent of Wall Street Journal editorials on the subject.

“It’s like they were writing and talking about some sort of bizarre world where climate change isn’t happening,” study author Aaron Huertas, a press secretary at UCS, told LiveScience.

“It’s clear that we’re not having a fact-based dialogue about climate change,” Huertas added.

The report, available online, focused on Fox News and the Journal because of both anecdotal and academic reports suggesting high levels of misleading climate chatter in each. UCS researchers combed through six months of Fox News primetime programs (from February 2012 to July 2012) and one year of Wall Street Journal op-eds (from August 2011 to July 2012), for discussions of global warming.

How is this news?

This is like running a survey of gun blogs and finding that they don’t support a ban on assault weapons.

Seriously, are they just trying to keep the number of mentions on glowball warmening up?

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Friday Randomness

In lieu of actual content due to familial contingencies on my end, here is some funny to get you into your weekend.

Coming to a city near you

Funny (and sad) cause it’s true. (Via Unforeseen Contginecies)

I have felt this way about a burger before.

Here in the Seattle/Tacoma metro area, our “Five Guys” type place is called Herfy’s. Their burgers look better and larger, though.

Lastly, did someone say Spiderman Thread?

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The Doom That Came to America

It won’t be inflation.

From today’s Transom, which I highly recommend. Key part bolded by me:

Francis Cianfrocca emails regarding this CNBC piece on the Fed funding the deficit. http://vlt.tc/hi5 “The point that the Fed is basically funding the federal deficit got my attention because this isn’t the first time I’ve heard it recently. Foreign central banks are buying up about half of our deficit (by way of the monetary obverse of trade flows), and the Fed is taking the rest, mostly as QE. Who’s not funding the deficit? U.S. individuals, businesses and banks—they’re not increasing their net holdings of debt assets… The government is literally printing money, and sterilizing it at the same time. Money appears in the bank accounts of the recipients of Federal spending, but there are no net new assets held by the public. The government has found a way to spend money without creating inflation. It has another practical effect: the term structure of Federal debt has in effect been shifted far to the left [Ed: he means on the yield curve]. It means that when a flicker of economic activity does come, it won’t balloon the federal deficit with huge amounts of new interest payments. Those payments will be due on paper, but they’ll be owed in large part to the Fed, which keeps them out of the real economy. Working together, the Fed and the federal government have found a way to enable arbitrary amounts of federal deficit spending with no discernible inflationary impact.” But there’s a problem: “As long as the most important and dynamic actor in our economy is government, we’re going to have a stagnant economy. Government doesn’t buy stuff that’s worth buying. They buy criminally-inefficient public-school teachers and they invest in companies like Solyndra. Their transfer payments to the elderly skew economic activity toward stuff that old people buy: low-end consumer goods, and healthcare. The fact that government has now found a mechanism to dominate real-world capital flows is a bubble that’s far bigger than the housing bubble.”

 

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Let it be never ending

DO NOT call for an end to the NFL referees strikes.

I repeat: Do Not.

If the country can’t see how bad the media is at reporting the truth, then they deserve to get messed up calls in their men-in-tights eggball games. When you hear someone say that the strike should end, make an analogy with how the media ate up the lies from the White House and State Department about what happened in Libya on September 11th, 2012.

Or, if you think it would be easier, make a comparison between the screwed up call and the Senate not passing a budget in nearly 4 years.

The strike must go on. Analogies must be made. Who knows, maybe that’ll be how things change.

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