Category Archives: Kewel!

During the time that the site was down, I decided to say ‘screw it’ and spent a week on a small island where the Occidental Tush Institute owns property and just relax. While there, I met  the lovely Miss Kathy, … Continue reading →

It is I, Professor Booty, back again thanks to some excellent fellow named Craig. I hope he is well after dealing with all that gobbly-gook the Kid was telling me about. Me, probably the one person more clueless than the Kid … Continue reading →

Yeah, it’s a week old, but I was ‘indisposed’ at the time. Anyway, I was just happy to read about it. House Votes to End Offshore Drilling Ban The House voted Thursday to end a quarter-century offshore drilling ban and … Continue reading →

…was posted by Josh over at SouthParkPundit. Enjoy.

So last week we covered driving tight twistys in a car built for the interstate. This week were going to run them in a car that was actually built for making interstate cars look foolish on tight twistys. For those … Continue reading →

I was out rolling about with Grimm yesterday when I saw something I’d seen before, but never really paid much attention to. This bumpersticker Seeing as how, from my seat in Grimm’s cabin, I can see directly into the interior of just about … Continue reading →

“Itchier than Chicken Pox” Three minutes of hilarity with Stu Sone, Jamie Kennedy and Bob Saget Not really safe for anyone, if you ask me. But funny as hell. Found at the Ace of Spades HQ, biatch!

The morning I made my ome from Kobe, the lady who had been cleaning my hotel room arrived a bit early. She said that she had wanted to make sure everything was inorder after the hotel patrons in the adjoining … Continue reading →

Of trying to teach them the Hokey-Pokey. That whole ‘Right Foot In / Right Foot Out’ thing could possibly lead to an overload on their ‘free’ medical system when they all slip and fall. Canadian Lawmakers Accidentally Pass Budget in … Continue reading →