Author Archives: Professor Booty

Of the St. Patrick’s Day holiday weekend includes more than just drinking and carousing amongst the public, for me anyway. Now don’t get me wrong, I can drink and carouse with the best of them, but I have, for the … Continue reading →

Once we got the Kid moved into his Tacoma home I made a new friend while visiting a colleague at Pacific Lutheran University. Lute ladies arern’t much different from Catholic school girls in that, well, you all know the stories, … Continue reading →

Now that I’m back from helping the Kid move into his new place, I’dlike to thank Judge Juggs for his excellent post last weekend. Very tasty, umm, tasteful. Now, the Kid hasn’t said much about my stay and this is … Continue reading →

Yesterday I featured one of my former students whom just so happened to have a darker complexion than I so as to save myself from possible email messages stating that I was “Insensitive” to bootiful women whose “ancestors originate from … Continue reading →

That February is Black History Month. I was quite easy to do, you see, since the only history course we teach at the Occidental Tush Institute is called “Posteriors of the Past”. All of our instructors as well as our courses … Continue reading →

Well, as I explained yesterday, since I don’t get to go along with the OTI Bobsled Team to Turin this year, I will just have to keep the memories of the last time I visited that city a little bit … Continue reading →

But they wanted to get themselves some Olympic Gold. OTI has a women’s bobsled team, one of the best in the country, and one of the few sports we have where the paticipants wear clothing. In their case, the body … Continue reading →

It seems that Ms. Anni wasn’t the only morningstar wanting to swim in the sunrise yesterday. Ms. Monika was there as well.

Good Staurday all! It’s your bottom dollar dealer, Professor Booty! For the folks who might not have noticed, the sunrises are happneing at a noticably earlier time these days. Spring is fast approaching. While I enjoy watching both the rise … Continue reading →

The football season, of course. And not that other “football” that is only entertaining when the ladies of the Occidental Tush Institute Varsity team play it. In reference to the sentiments in the closing of my post from yesterday, things have … Continue reading →